I'm In Complete Shock At These Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet Last Week

    What a long, dumb trip it's been.

    1. On birthdays:

    "how can you turn 0 years old"

    2. On Greeks:

    "WHOA GREEKS STILL EXIST THAT'S SOOO COOOOOOOOLLLLLL"

    3. On prunes:

    "a prune is a dried plum"

    4. On surprises:

    "now olive the sudden there is a CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE."

    5. On dimensions:

    "It's from the wall to almost the door"

    6. On gravity:

    "Globers be like gravity"

    7. On the 50 states:

    "Have you been to the USA before?"

    8. On weapons:

    "These are real numb trucks."

    9. On the Earth's age:

    "Then why are we in years 2023?"

    10. On cloud formations:

    "The chemicals are so magnetic, they repel each other"

    11. On Texas:

    "Texas is like twice the size of Europe alone."

    12. On 5G:

    "#Stop5G"

    13. On evolution:

    "Show me how an elephant became a monkey for example."

    14. On regret:

    "Sorry about the incontinence."

    15. On yearly salaries:

    A person holding a Louis Vuitton bag

    16. On debit cards:

    "Write a check."

    17. On flossing:

    "Flossing Pushes Bad Bacteria back into the Bloodstream"

    18. And on cheese:

    "Technically any mold that grows is just bonus bleu cheese."