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    50 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Really Said So Far In 2022

    "I can see the future, I'm basically Claire buoyant."

    1. On atoms:

    person who says atoms don't exist

    2. On England:

    person who uses the liberian flag instead of american

    3. On currency:

    person who does not know british pound is a type of currency

    4. On stunning sights:

    person who says taken a bath instead of taken abaak

    5. On seriousness:

    sign reading serious injuries only instead of inquiries

    6. On preferences:

    person who says couples tea instead of cup of tea

    7. On foresight:

    person who says claire buoyant instead of clairvoyantt

    8. On publishing:

    person mixing up pamphlet and pan flip

    9. On the world's best smell:

    someone thinking pou-pourri is spelled poop puree

    10. On cookies:

    someone calling macadamia nutt michael damien nut

    11. On birds of prey:

    buzzer reading buzzard

    12. On phone damage:

    person trying to screenshot their phone to show a crack

    13. On language:

    person thinking the word aloha is spanish

    14. On disagreements:

    person who says oh count rare instead of au contraire

    15. On manners:

    person who says shivery instead of chivelry

    16. On relationships:

    person who says monogomy instead of mohagany

    17. On cannibals:

    person saying to eat your own instead of to each your own

    18. On movie times:

    person mixing up matinee and manatee

    19. On comparison:

    person mixing up analogy with anal orgy

    20. On brain activity:

    person saying people using 90 percent of their brains

    21. On butts:

    person writing distinguish instead of exstinguish

    22. On lost phones:

    person looking for theeir phone with their phone's flashlight

    23. On the letter T:

    someone thinking the word teeth starts and ends with a t

    24. On illnesses:

    someone spelling salmonella sally manilla

    25. On the country of Georgia:

    someone who didn't know georgia was a country

    26. On aunts:

    someone who thinks the word entrepreneur is spelled aunt rap runnerr

    27. On gas:

    person spelling asinine as ass nine

    28. On laundry sales:

    facebook marketplace add for a washing machine spelling watch her machine

    29. On Aaron:

    someone spelling errands as aaron

    30. On traps:

    someone who got their finger stuck in a frosting dispenser

    31. On traveling:

    someone who thinks they can travel 2000 miles in a day

    32. On water supply:

    person confusing ocean aand oatt shin

    33. On the 1920s:

    person mixing up roariing and rolling

    34. On goals:

    person sayiing new years revolution

    35. On blood:

    person mixinig up tetanus and tennis

    36. On ailments:

    perseon spelling asthma as eggsthma

    37. On toilet flora:

    person saying toilet trees instead of toiletrees

    38. On the need for speed:

    someone calling a speedometer a speed dominator

    39. On the deal of a lifetime:

    person trying to sell a used xmas tree

    40. On diets:

    person mixing up the word carnivore and carnival

    41. On defense:

    person confusing the word upon and a-pong

    42. On temp:

    person confusing degrees and the grease

    43. On engines:

    person saying starch your engines instead of start your engines

    44. On Facebook's new name:

    person saying meta is an anagram of meat so they don't trust that

    45. On dinner:

    person saying strum bowling instead of strom boli

    46. On comfortable seating:

    facebook marketplace add for aa bench that reads branch

    47. On women:

    person confusing the word orgasm and organism

    48. On frights:

    person saying heart of tack instead of heart aattack

    49. On friends and enemies:

    person confusing latter and ladder

    50. And on partners:

    person confusing granted and grandad