I Know I Shouldn't Laugh, But These 19 Extremely Dumb Things People Posted On The Internet Last Week Are Absolutely Killing Me

    I had to see them, so you do too.

    1. On those childhood memories:

    Text on gradient background reads "Trying to remember why we used to say Olly Olly Auction Free"

    2. On the miracle of birth:

    "The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"

    3. On measurements:

    A Facebook screenshot showing a comment debate about whether nature creates right angles, with an image of a natural pyrite crystal

    4. On bad news:

    Text reads "Sorry to burst your bobble - but it's just not interesting to people"

    5. On heavenly sounds:

    Screenshot of a social media comment section with a humorous typo referring to someone having the voice of an "angle" with a reply asking, "Acute or obtuse?"

    6. On truth:

    Two YouTube comments: "Wait, you mean this show was fake the whole time?" response: "I reviews to believe it"

    7. On explanations:

    A screenshot of a social media post, with someone saying "I don't understand — can someone draw me a diaphragm?" with someone else attaching a diagram of the the human respiratory system, highlighting the diaphragm

    8. On getting paid:

    Someone posts a comment referring to a paycheck as a "paycheque," someone else makes a snarky comment about learning how to spell "paycheck," and someone responds with a dictionary entry with alternative spellings of the word

    9. On vocabulary:

    "I am = I'm; Am doesn't exist in the English vocabulary, please stop using it" and a reaction image of a perplexed man captioned, "Am I a joke to you?"

    10. On cramps:

    A screenshot of a social media post about someone experiencing severe cramps and jokingly calling for "meta-paws," with humorous response: "Meta-paws yelling back your 31"

    11. On that ancient sport we all know and love:

    "I just found out I'm lacrosse and talented, idk what it means but I think I can't cheese anymore or some shit': response: "OK this physically hurt me to read"

    12. On tangents:

    Text from an online comment discussing children in Yemen, questioning the reader's knowledge about Yemen and then saying "but I did grass" instead of "but I digress"

    13. On the 15 15s:

    Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces"

    14. On delusions:

    Screenshot of a headline, "Trudeau says Canada is..." followed by social media comment: "Delusions of granger much?? Gaslighting at its stupidest lmao"

    15. On new beginnings:

    Social media post: "I got the job!! So excited!! On words and upwards!"

    16. On cracked phones:

    Screenshot of a smartphone's home screen with visible icons and a celestial scene, with text message saying "I cracked my phone look"

    17. On hurting:

    Stainless steel gas grill on a deck with cleaning products; caption mentions it needs cleaning and comes with a "pro pain tank"

    18. On loud sounds:

    Gym sign asks to respect upstairs residents by not slamming weights and keeping music "to a low decimal"

    19. And on science:

    Person holds a snowball with a hole being melted by a lighter to suggest it's an example of how government is keeping information from us