50 Times Customers Proved That They Are Unquestionably The Absolute Dumbest People On Planet Earth

    You haven't lived until a customer has looked you dead in the eye and asked if there's any chicken in the chicken wings.

    If you have ever worked in the service industry, it's no secret that one of the absolute worst parts of the job is the wide variety of customers you come across literally EVERY single day.

    Here's proof that customers can be some of, and just might be, the dumbest people on the planet:

    1. On mozzarella sticks:

    "A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks... Ummm"

    2. On mimosas:

    "She was not joking."

    3. On laptops:

    "LISTEN! This is a laptop!"

    4. On hardware stores:

    "Man, y'all don't know how to treat customers."

    5. On eating outside:

    "Get out."

    6. On info:

    "At the bottom of a lake."

    7. On steak:

    "I didn't realize there was meat in it."

    8. On flying:

    "I just replied if we stopped we'd be dead hun"

    9. On numbers:

    "uhhhh... 6?"

    10. On pricing:

    "He didn't buy the item."

    11. On cheddar:

    "BUT APPARENTLY PEOPLE NEED THEM!"

    12. On missing items:

    customer who thinks an item is missing even though it is not

    13. On bathrooms:

    "Nah lady I piss in the fuckin sink"

    14. On BLTs:

    "Sounds like she was a BLT with cheese"

    15. On deals:

    "Can I still have it?"

    16. On preparedness:

    "I want my steak cooked well, but not well done. Just well."

    17. On ordering to-go:

    "Ok, so can I order to-go"

    18. On mochas:

    "And he was like no I want a mocha."

    19. On sizes:

    "so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?"

    20. On Coke:

    "now this is a cook zero, learn it"

    21. On popcorn:

    "Nah I was just gonna put a stick of butter on top."

    22. On sides:

    "MUFUCKA DID I SAY CORN?"

    23. On cash or credit:

    machine with many cash only signs on it that customers ignore

    24. On the footlong:

    customer does not understand that a footlong means foot

    25. On cheese:

    customer asks if cheese curds are mushrooms

    26. On smoking:

    customer walks in smoking a cigarette and refuses to stop

    27. On the filet mignon:

    customer ordering the filet mignon thinking it is fish

    28. On fries:

    customer not knowing the difference between straight and curly fries

    29. On milkshakes:

    customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

    30. On McDonald's:

    customer ordering macdonalds items in burger king

    31. On bones:

    person asking difference between boneless and bone in chicken

    32. On price tags:

    tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on sale

    33. On flies:

    customer asks a server to kill all the flies around them

    34. On wings:

    customer not getting what chicken wings are

    35. On salad:

    person confusing soup or salad for super salad

    36. On special glass:

    customers breaking things on purpose

    37. On shades:

    person thinking lighter wiine meant weight

    38. On the kid's menu:

    customer asking for spaghetti at a mexican restaraunt

    39. On fine wine:

    person calling pinot grigio peanut gorgio

    40. On plates:

    person asking for food to be served on a plaate

    41. On ice:

    customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

    42. On Uncle Arnie:

    person asking for an arnold palmer without iced tea aka a lemonade

    43. On email:

    customer not knowinig what email is

    44. On axes:

    customer complaining a knife is too sharp

    45. On movie sequels:

    tweet about someone asking a worker if they had to see fantastic one through three to undersand fantasttic four

    46. On sending items back:

    tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

    47. On controllers:

    customer asking for a left handed controller

    48. On tiles:

    story about someone who doesn't understand they can't just get their tiles cleaned remotely

    49. On chips:

    tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip's out because he didn't want a chip

    50. And on paying:

    story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something