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Vaccines are full of parasites:
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Coconut oil works just as well:
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They'll give you measles:
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You already have an immune system:
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They're responsible for polio:
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They're making bees autistic:
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Bill Gates created disease:
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They're much more likely to kill you than, like, disease:
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Disease just disappears on its own:
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Children's books say you're fine:
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You should be able to eat them:
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Being vaccinated is actually MORE dangerous:
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They invented autism:
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Our ancestors never died from disease:
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The government is in on it:
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Vaccines are the work of demons:
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You can't trust peer reviews:
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Vaccines are meant to stop reincarnation:
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They'll give you a big ol' head:
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If you don't get them, you'll be SUPER IMMUNE:
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Provaxxers are murderers: