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Okay, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Ignorant Americans Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion This Year

We gotta do better, my fellow Americans.

1. On the American educational system:

Person says "Here in the United States we are just a little bit more advanced than the rest," with response: 34% of your children think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, so there is that lol"

2. On speaking English:

"You're being paid big bucks and in America; the least you could do is speak the English language out of respect for the country that feeds you!!!" "Your photo looks like an obituary photo"

3. On nationality:

"I just know it sound like maracas when you move ya head" responding to, "I'm bugging up but baby if I was born in America and my grandparents were born in America, what is our nationality??"

4. On the metric system:

"Maybe we should have the metric system from every other country switch to the US imperial system? I don't feel like relearning anything" and "When 193 countries use one and 2 use another, they'd probably tell us we should be the ones changing ours"

5. On mothers:

"If you say mum you don't deserve to speak English all I'm saying it's MOM with an O" and "You know that British people exist, right?"

6. On Greenland:

"13 Americans think they live in Ukraine" and "Greenland is a part of America, so it's a lot more," "Bro what," and "Bro what 'bro what,' Greenland is claimed by the USA"

7. On a good old-fashioned American education:

"It's not like the united states is number 1 in education or anything — oh wait, we are!!!!" and "Your source literally puts you in place 7; it literally says that number 1 is Switzerland"

8. On armies of yore:

"Man for man, the greatest fighting force the world has ever known: the soldiers of the Confederate States of America" and "They sound great can you point out on map where their country is located"

9. On Canadian currency:

"Is that real money or face — or is this in a foreign country, not USA" and response: "I'm north of you in Canada; this is real" and "It literally says Canada on the bills"

10. On numerals:

Poll: Should schools in America teach Arabic numerals as part of their curriculum?" with 57% of respondents saying no, and after someone says "never," someone says, "except for the 800 years we've already been using them, you rotted blowpop"

11. On the Super Bowl:

"How many Super Bowls does Japan or Canada have?" "How many Eurovision does the United States have?" "What is Euro vision dawg" "See my point? Thank you" "That just sounds so miniscule and irrelevent"

12. On Oklahoma:

"Yeah but Europeans couldn't find Oklahoma on a map of Oklahoma," "Could you name all the states of Australia?" "No I could not; I am today right now years old when I learned there were any"

13. On temperature:

"Then you see people raise a husky in t 37/40 degrees Celsius," "This is the US, why are you using Celsius?" "'This' is TikTok, you can use whatever you want, especially a better system," and "I can't read Celsius"

14. On Fahrenheit:

"Fahrenheit is superior: 100 is hot, 0 is cold; nobody gives a shit when water boils," "I don't really care much either way but Celsius seems too inaccurate to me; there is too big a difference between 19C and 20C,"  and response: "19.5C exists"

15. On math(s):

"Name another English-speaking country outside of North America that calls it 'math,' not 'maths'," "Other countries are doing it wrong; the correct term is math; the world could learn a thing or two about how we Americans live our daily lives"

16. On the Americas:

"'America' or USA refers solely to the United States of America," "I'd be willing to bet that I've not only seen more of the world but know more about geography, not only because of my military training, travels, but my interest in the topic"

17. On presidents:

"Which president (or anyone) would be the best president for our country?" "That country being?" "North America," "That's a continent"

18. On pads:

"I'm sorry, HOW MUCH for pads over there? They're like 5 pounds here!!" "What? Which state is that? I've never seen them that cheap," "England, hence the pound and not dollar sign"

19. On kilometers:

"Delete this it's almost midnight, not the shit I want to see," "it's 4," "shut up mr what's a kilometer"

20. On Napoleon:

"Napoleon had net worth of entire US," "Through stealing!!! Murdering, bribing, etc." "just like the US"

21. On walkable cities:

"europe chose their little walkable cities, we chose to go to the moon" and "please stay there next time you go"

22. On the creation of language:

"Because elements typically end in -ium? American grammar rules are weird," "He said, speaking American,"  "It's called English and it was created in Britain"

23. On the US dollar:

"most countries in the world accept USD since they have the most value," "Come to Europe and try to pay somewhere with dollar [laugh-cry emoji]"

24. On the American utopia:

"America isn't perfect, but it's closer than any other society has ever been, easily the most free country to ever exist, and the leader in healthcare and every other industry," "There's a tree working hard to make oxygen for you, f'ing apologize to it"

25. On dates:

"Tweeting from the future?" "American, by any chance?"

26. On aluminum:

"It was invented by an American, spelled aluminum and pronounced alu min um; suddenly europe decided to change the spelling and pronunciation," "YOU are the one who's wrong" and Wiki screenshot saying a Danish physicist discovered "aluminium" in 1825

27. On mothers:

"what the heck is a mum?" "A mother," "And you expect people to know that? only mum i've heard of is mums the word," "why not just say mother? not everyone knows or calls their mother mum"

28. On those rubber things:

"What is a tyre," "a city in Lebanon apparently," "Tire, British spelling," "they're going too far with these spellings," "the tyre was invented in Britain, so I think we get to decide what it's called"

29. On speaking German:

"Omg this is so funny; I'm German and I feel I understand a little but I never spoke German; I'm American and I enjoy this channel; it's fun and I learn another language," "You understand they speak Danish, right, and not German?"

30. On Margot Robbie:

"I don't like that on press tour she's using her Aussie accent as if to let others know she's a good actress; is she here on a working visa? She lives and works in Hollywood — that's where she gets her massive income; drop the accent "

31. On water consumption:

"I was so dehydrated in Europe and was never constipated like that in my life, and it's 4 or 5 euros for a small bottle; USA for life," "Americans god bless you," "Yes we're already blessed thanks for your wishes"

32. On NASA:

"Adopt the metric system," "Countries using the metric system who have put a man on the moon:" "NASA was using the metric system as well, you unintelligent troll"

33. On rings:

"No, not at all; this is an American tradition and milestone," "Engagement rings are not an 'American tradition'"

34. On sustenance:

"Who cares, America is still the greatest country on earth," "you sad Europeans will never know what it's like to own land or a full-size truck, to grow your own food," and "can't imagine what it's like to grow my own food" (with a photo of plants)

35. On why the US doesn't need free healthcare:

"We may have free bathrooms but we don't have free healthcare" and response: "If you use the bathroom regularly what the hell do you need healthcare for, wash your damn hands"

36. On Georgia:

"They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old," response: "Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country)"

37. On language:

"I'm American and here in the state miss we say whala; voila is an instrument miss know everything and don't know shit"

38. On Greeks:

"As a greek i can say that even tho we learn mythology at school she was never mentioned in the books because they didn't want her to overshadow zeus," "WHOA GREEKS STILL EXIST THAT'S SOOO COOOOOOOOLLLLLL"

39. On Mount Everest:

"it's in South Dakota"

40. On the beauty of language:

"Can Italians, Spanish and French ppl understand each other," "These are 3 different languages what—" "american and english and australian are different language too they still understand each other"

41. On garbage:

"More than 100,000 kg of plastic removed from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch," "100,000kg is 17lbs for my fellow Americans," "Um, no" and "Lol, school failed you"

42. On telling time:

"How do British people tell the time if all British clocks don't have numbers but strange lines instead I'm so confused?" with photo of analog clock with roman numerals

43. On gas prices:

"The reason Malta has the cheapest fuel in EU is a hedging agreement to buy fuel at a certain price even if the price goes down," "So do Italians drive to Malta to fill up their tanks?" "Yeah, they just drive straight through the Mediterranean sea"

44. On the Middle Ages:

"How can the land that is the origin of the English language have some people that who speak in like middle aged languages still," "You are going to drop that mess of a sentence while calling others out? lol"

45. On Spain:

"Spanish and Dutch are Europeans," "Dutch is, Spanish isn't," "Spain is in Europe," "Wrong again, it's in South America," "Oh boy, ok buddy"

46. On Germany:

"This is America gotta speak English at least a little bit," "This is Germany — I'm not from America which is why I'm talking German in all of my videos?? Lmao wow"

47. On Scottish heritage:

Person says they're "a member of the Wallace clan, aye" gets this response: "Listen, Chad from New Jersey — just because your great-great-great-great-grandfather was from Scotland doesn't make you a member of the clan"

48. On licensing:

Person criticizes the misspelling of "license," and someone explains, "In English there's 2 different words: Licence is a noun, ie your driving licence; license is a verb, meaning issuing a licence; the USA is not the arbiter of the English language"

49. On Celsius:

"Water doesn't boil at 100 bro," "america moment," "it does in Celsius," "Where's that?"

50. And on measurements:

"For those of you NOT in the US, when you say how much gas you have left in your car, do you say 'I have only a quarter tank of gas left' or do you say 'I only have 6mm of gas left'?? I think I've proved which measurement system is the far superior one"