1. They have hearts of gold:
$5 a week has been coming out of my bank for months and i only just realized i adopted a kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while i was destroyed
2. They are super responsible:
3. They have a great fashion sense:
4. They are one with technology:
5. They're going places:
6. They make connections that last a lifetime:
7. They are always there for their loved ones:
8. They speak their mind:
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
9. They leave absolutely no waste:
10. They always get home safe:
11. They have great plans:
12. They always get a good night's sleep:
got drunk and fell asleep on the floor last night. my dog just laid there with me. she wasn’t even sleep 😂
13. They have great reading comprehension:
14. They are crafty:
15. They're emotional:
16. They are very level-headed:
17. They have their priorities straight:
I’m not saying my husband isn’t allowed to make decisions while drinking, but this is what he ordered from room service at 2am. “Scrambled eggs with cheese, 2 bottles of vodka, and while you’re at it, also the crab cakes.”
18. They enjoy the finest of cuisines:
19. And they're super supportive:
