1.
This poor, unfortunate soul:
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This person making fried spatula:
3.
The proud owner of the world's first staircase/litterbox combo:
4.
This person who just learned a lesson they will never forget:
6.
The person with the stickiest hands in existence:
7.
This inventor of the liquid kayak:
10.
The person who never said "When":
11.
The sleep mathematician:
12.
This person experiencing a little shrinkage:
13.
The proud owner of the world's scratchiest phone:
14.
This professional mover:
16.
This person who learned the hard way to turn off their camera:
17.
The inventor of a brand new bird poop latte:
19.
This proud owner of a brand-new heavy piece of garbage:
20.
These poor, poor painters:
21.
This person who learned a lesson as old as time:
22.
This person who aged their hands 60 years:
24.
The gassiest student around:
25.
The person who invented Italian coffee:
27.
This person who was betrayed by a robot:
28.
This person who is about to have a very difficult lunch:
29.
The lifelong enemy of all firefighters:
30.
This soon-to-be very wet man:
31.
This owner of the grainiest windshield in existence:
32.
This professional chef:
34.
The proud owner of 20 cups of pee:
35.
This person who's stranded forevermore:
36.
This person who just wanted some dang ice cream:
37.
This smallest person alive:
38.
This pants destroyer:
40.
This very wet photographer:
43.
This Plant City resident:
44.
This person who can never go back to work:
45.
This person who forgot to close their window:
46.
This contestant who played the world's most dangerous game:
47.
This maskless individual:
49.
The modern-day Grinch:
50.
And, finally, whoever is responsible for this sign getting put up: