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    18 Reasons '90s Kids Are Lucky That They're Still Alive

    It still hurts.

    1. All the destroyed ankles from Moon Shoes:

    2. And all the serious pogo ball injuries:

    3. All the head injuries from Sky Dancers:

    4. And the head injuries from a lit'ral toy that encourages beating the crap out of your friends:

    5. All the fingers crushed by butt scooters:

    6. And all the Slip 'n' Slide disasters:

    7. All the feet destroyed by LEGOs:

    8. And toes forever injured by Barbie combs:

    9. All the ankles whacked by Skip-Its:

    10. And the ankles destroyed by scooters:

    11. All the burns from making fake bugs:

    12. And all the burns from tiny toy ovens:

    13. All the toxic fumes breathed in from plastic bubbles:

    14. And all the fingers chomped by little dolls:

    15. The slides that inflicted more pain than fun:

    16. And the slides that caught your hair and nearly ripped your head off:

    17. The feet cut up from this carpet cover:

    18. And lawn darts. Just, lawn darts: