1.
All the destroyed ankles from Moon Shoes:
2.
And all the serious pogo ball injuries:
3.
All the head injuries from Sky Dancers:
4.
And the head injuries from a lit'ral toy that encourages beating the crap out of your friends:
5.
All the fingers crushed by butt scooters:
6.
And all the Slip 'n' Slide disasters:
7.
All the feet destroyed by LEGOs:
8.
And toes forever injured by Barbie combs:
9.
All the ankles whacked by Skip-Its:
10.
And the ankles destroyed by scooters:
11.
All the burns from making fake bugs:
12.
And all the burns from tiny toy ovens:
13.
All the toxic fumes breathed in from plastic bubbles:
14.
And all the fingers chomped by little dolls:
15.
The slides that inflicted more pain than fun:
16.
And the slides that caught your hair and nearly ripped your head off:
17.
The feet cut up from this carpet cover:
18.
And lawn darts. Just, lawn darts:
