1. All the destroyed ankles from Moon Shoes: photobucket.com These things were an ankle injury waiting to happen. 2. And all the serious pogo ball injuries: pinterest.com A balancing toy meant for kids? What could go wrong. 3. All the head injuries from Sky Dancers: s9991.deviantart.com More likely to shoot your eye out than a Red Ryder BB gun. 4. And the head injuries from a lit'ral toy that encourages beating the crap out of your friends: photobucket.com Once it got a liiiittle deflated it was pummelin' time. 5. All the fingers crushed by butt scooters: spookegberts.tumblr.com My fingers still hurt. 6. And all the Slip 'n' Slide disasters: youtube.com Don't even get me started on homemade slip and slides. 7. All the feet destroyed by LEGOs: stuffparentsneed.com Such a scary image. 8. And toes forever injured by Barbie combs: reddit.com Really just as bad as LEGOs. 9. All the ankles whacked by Skip-Its: shoptv.com Hope you can skip fast enough. 10. And the ankles destroyed by scooters: youtube.com It's like they had a homing device set for your ankle. 11. All the burns from making fake bugs: triviahappy.com Adult supervision DEFINITELY required. 12. And all the burns from tiny toy ovens: youtube.com The tiny cupcakes are worth the pain. 13. All the toxic fumes breathed in from plastic bubbles: photobucket.com Every kid loves fumes! 14. And all the fingers chomped by little dolls: entertainment.howstuffworks.com This...this is just a bad idea. 15. The slides that inflicted more pain than fun: Twitter: @CauseWereGuys Pick your poison. 16. And the slides that caught your hair and nearly ripped your head off: pinterest.com AKA how the best day ever could become the worst day ever. 17. The feet cut up from this carpet cover: Twitter: @_kevakingg Grandma's house was basically a walking deathtrap. 18. And lawn darts. Just, lawn darts: vimeo.com I mean, come on.