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    50 Of The Most Cringeworthy And Embarrassing Things Americans Have Ever Said On The Internet

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    1. On flags:

    person who thinks the liberian flag is the american flag

    2. On spelling:

    person who can't spell realize right

    3. On Denmark:

    person who doesn't realize other countries don't use english names

    4. On the Eiffel Tower:

    person who thinks the eiffel tower was built in vegas

    5. On Civil War:

    person who thinks the only civil war ever happened in the usa

    6. On food money:

    person arguing fruitlessly against universal healthcaree

    7. On centimeters:

    person who says they will never play a game that uses centimeters

    8. On building:

    person who says you cannot build a house usiing the metric system

    9. On banks:

    person who says europeans don't use credit cards

    10. On 21:

    person who does not understand how european dating works

    11. On days and months:

    person who has no idea how european dating works

    12. On clocks:

    person who doesn't get 24 hour time

    13. On fries:

    person who does not understand that britiish people call fries chips

    14. On English:

    person who says english is an american language

    15. On Portugal:

    person who says there is no water in portugal

    16. On time:

    person who says say 5pm like a normal person not 17

    17. On dates of birth:

    person who doesn't understand day month year format

    18. On Canada:

    personn who says the usa has jurisdiction over all north america

    19. Americans on Native Americans:

    person who thinks Native Americans aren't Americans

    20. On Scotland:

    person who thinks Scotland is not a country

    21. On the Bible:

    person who says Jesus is American

    22. On admiration:

    person who is disappointed. in people using military time

    23. On kettles:

    person who hates electric kettles

    24. On slavery:

    person who doesn't understand why the american civil war staarted

    25. On accents:

    post reading Americans don't have accents

    26. On the 4th of July:

    One person asks if other countries celebrate the 4th of July and another responds asking why would they

    27. On telling time:

    person who doesn't understand 24 hour time

    28. On Rome:

    tweet of someone asking if there's a Rome in Italy

    29. On medicine:

    person detailing how well universal healthcare works to a non-believer

    30. On protesting:

    person who says America was not started by protesters and the other person says you are aware of the Boston Tea Party

    31. On the grand old flag:

    person who says if you like Bernie go to Canada, and they use the flag of Liberia

    32. On Columbus:

    person who says they're celebrating Columbus Day and the other person says how will you observe by getting lost in the spice aisle

    33. On Celsius:

    person arguing against Celsius

    34. On guns:

    person who argues about gun control with someone from Panama

    35. On Rhode Island:

    instagram convo of two Americans where one asks if Rhode Island is in the United States

    36. On sundials:

    person who can't read military time

    37. On southern borders:

    person who thinks the usa has a southern border

    38. On the Vatican:

    Someone who says Biden's America in response to a tweet about the Vatican

    39. On hemispheres:

    Reddit thread of someone thinking the Souther Hemisphere means Central Texas

    40. On footie:

    person who says soccer is the correct term

    41. On South Africa:

    person who doesn't understand that South Africa can be a country

    42. On dates:

    43. On March:

    person who says how europeans write dates makes no sense

    44. On pages:

    person who says everything not in the USA is foreign

    45. On the metric system:

    Map of the world highlighting countries that don't use the metric system and Alaska is highlighted and a person responds that Alaska is not a country

    46. On running water:

    person who does not think europe has running water

    47. On Europeans:

    48. On food in Europe:

    person who says europe has no food

    49. On European countries:

    person who says all european countries are the same

    50. And on the rest of the world:

    person who says there would be no rest of the world without the USA