When you get to college, you learn...
1. Assigned seats are a state of mind:
High school: "assigned seating is so stupid" College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday"
2. Professors are super intense:
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo
3. Parking will be your number one enemy:
4. You're gonna live in mystery:
5. Your group will always betray you:
6. Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
7. Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
8. Things that are not forks make great forks:
i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat
9. Post-skip depression is real:
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went
10. It's the weird people who have it the most together:
11. Things get confusing:
12. Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
13. "Office hours" has a flexible meaning:
14. Sometimes you just gotta leave:
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
15. No one has any idea what's going on:
College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays
16. The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
17. High school numbers don't matter anymore:
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
18. You gotta take that nap:
In highschool I woke up at 6 am, went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap..in college I can't even take a shower without needing a nap
19. Your dreams ain't comin' true:
The girl next to me is talking on the phone and says “my first day of classes as a freshman is over, isn’t it crazy that in just 4 years I’ll be working at my dream job” ....should I tell her?
20. Professors are one of two ways:
half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”
21. You'll be part of something much bigger than yourself:
22. Every dollar is well spent:
23. People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
24. There's nothing weirder than the great friend blend:
Remember when Disney channel would do cross over episodes between two different shows?? That’s how it feels when your college friends visit ur house and meet your home friends
25. Professors have very strange flexes:
26. And passing is all that really matters:
Me in HS: Yea I’m involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 4 sports teams. Me in College: So good news, I’m passing