Once you start college, you'll learn...
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8 a.m. is way too early:
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You're gonna live in mystery:
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All the Wi-Fi network names in dorms will give you great joy:
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Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
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There are two types of professors:
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You NEED to be specific:
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The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
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Professors are super straight shooters:
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High school numbers don't matter anymore:
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Your dreams ain't comin' true:
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Professors are one of two ways:
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The unexplainable will happen:
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It's way better than middle school:
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And most importantly: