1.
Assigned seats are a state of mind:
2.
Parking will be your number one enemy:
3.
Your group will betray you:
4.
The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
5.
Post-skip depression is real:
6.
It's the weird people who have it the most together:
7.
Things that are not forks make great forks:
8.
Sometimes you just gotta leave:
9.
You gotta take that nap:
10.
Your high school numbers don't matter anymore:
11.
Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
12.
No one has any idea what's going on:
14.
Professors are one of two ways:
15.
Every dollar is well spent:
16.
Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
17.
People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
18.
There's nothing weirder than the great friend blend:
19.
Keeping a schedule is important:
20.
Multiple choice can actually be difficult:
21.
Your dreams ain't comin' true:
22.
And passing is all that really matters: