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    23 Unforgivable Things Chipotle Employees Absolutely Hate That You Do And 3 Things They Absolutely Love

    Remember all these next time you get a burrito.

    1. Chipotle employees hate when you don't say anything and just POINT:

    Finger pointing downward

    2. Chipotle employees hate when you come in RIGHT before close:

    Clown driving a car

    3. And then complain about the store being out of stuff when you're the one who came in five minutes before closing:

    Clown saying they are a clown

    4. Or ask to check the mysterious "back":

    Cartoon cat searching for nothing

    5. Chipotle employees hate when you reach over the sneeze guard like a bat out of hell:

    Obama reaching over the sneeze guard

    6. Chipotle employees hate when you brave hell and high water to get one burrito bowl:

    person saying they wanted chipotle in a winter environment

    7. Chipotle employees hate when you think you can order a million different sides and beat the system with a TikTok hack:

    huge order of many sides

    8. ...because THIS is what you'll get:

    tiny portioned sides

    9. Chipotle employees hate when you leave your trash everywhere:

    mess at chipotle

    10. Chipotle employees hate when you make this exact joke:

    Customer saying if it doesn't scan it must be free

    11. Chipotle employees hate when you order many, MANY meals at once instead of doing a catering order:

    Large order not done through catering

    12. Chipotle employees hate when you act like it's their fault prices increased:

    Meme about the above

    13. Chipotle employees hate when you sit there staring while your food gets made in a different way than you want:

    man staring blankly

    14. Chipotle employees hate when you think every single order is yours:

    meme of a smiley asking is for me

    15. Chipotle employees hate when you stand there arguing over who's going to pay:

    man staring blankly

    16. Chipotle employees hate when you call the sour cream mayo:

    confused penguin

    17. Chipotle employees hate when you tell them about a bad experience you had:

    Meme about a person not caring if they are being yelled at

    18. Chipotle employees hate when you act like every employee and store are the exact same:

    meme of a monster yelling at someone who does not care

    19. Chipotle employees hate when you order extra things RIGHT at the end of the line:

    meme of mr krabs' eye twitching

    20. Chipotle employees hate when you try to get a little sneaky with the extra meat business:

    meme of a woman yelling at a cat asking for extra meat

    21. Chipotle employees hate when you come in before the store opens like you own the joint:

    room full of confused eaters

    22. Chipotle employees hate when you order tacos:

    clown using a computer

    23. And Chipotle employees hate when you don't seem to understand how food storage works:

    review that does not understand why sour cream is cold

    ON THE OTHER HAND...

    24. Chipotle employees love when you let a little rip slide:

    meme about a person being ok with a burrito ripping

    25. Chipotle employees love when you clean up after yourself like a grown adult:

    meme about cleaning up food

    26. Chipotle employees love just a little smidgen of appreciation for their job:

    token of appreciation