1. That gum from second grade is still there:
2. We need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:
3. If you turn on the light, we're all gonna die:
4. These things are some of the most poisonous objects on the planet:
Who else believed as a kid this silica gel packs had poison in them...? ☻
They're non-toxic.
5. Dogs and cats fall into two specific categories:
6. There's something hiding in the ultrachlorinated deep end:
7. You're gonna grow a tree:
8. The world used to be only two colors:
9. The moon is always on the hunt:
10. There's a killer behind that:
11. The only way to fight off the monster is to open up:
12. Quicksand's gonna getcha:
As a child, I believed quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life than it turned out to be.
13. Your face will stick:
14. Man-eating plants are going to hunt you down:
when i was a kid i thought that if i put my finger in a venus fly trap i was just gonna straight up lose that finger so i was genuinely scared of them until i was like 12
15. Tearing off the mattress tag is a capital offense:
Did anyone else believe as a kid that theyd go to prison or arrested if they ripped the tag off of a pillow or mattress?
16. Your eyes will get stuck like that:
Did anyone else’s parents used to tell them if you cross your eyes too long they’ll get stuck like that?
17. The blue part has special powers:
18. Showers give you water powers:
19. That demon will get you:
20. There is no funnier joke:
21. This is the key to making a remote work:
22. That's definitely an ocean monster:
23. And finally, $100 is gonna buy you a mansion:
