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35 Things You're Never Going To Get For Christmas Again

Unless you're going to shell out that eBay money.

1. The only light you’d ever need:

2. The tools to become a master painter:

3. Your own little world:

4. The original iPad:

5. A robotic dog:

6. The first and only cool alarm clock:

7. An essential makeup kit:

8. One of these orange bad boys for the VCR

9. Disappearing witchcraft milk:

10. Real-life bead lizards:

11. Ridiculously uncomfortable blow-up furniture:

12. This goop:

13. Your first castle:

Or this flying toy:


15. These literary classics:

16. Broken ankles:

17. A rainbow Koosh:

18. The original iPod:

19. A pixelated little blob:

20. A box full of lasers:

21. These stylin’ skates:

22. A pen with a challenge:

23. The sweet smell of jelly sandals:

24. Your own fishin' hole:

25. Yak Baks:

26. The board game with the best jingle ever:

27. An oven that uses a lightbulb but still somehow makes delicious, EZ food:

28. The future of art:

29. A Skip-It, because everyone needs the “ball and chain” experience:

30. Quite possibly the most stressful game ever made:

31. Milky pens:

32. The tools to be a pro:

33. A phone to eavesdrop on everyone:

34. See-through everything for absolutely no reason

35. All the stars in the sky:

And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars someday: