1.
This doughnut is way more beautiful than I am.
3.
What's this pepper's number?
4.
Anyone know this pancake's skin-care routine?
7.
Can someone introduce me to this bagel?
8.
I want to marry this cupcake.
9.
I want to whisper sweet nothings into this coffee's ear.
10.
This apple is prettier than me.
11.
I never knew I could be attracted to peanut butter.
12.
This is the most perfect ice cream scoop I have ever seen.
13.
And this ice cream is so beautiful, so pure.
14.
And don't even get me started on this one.
15.
Why is this chocolate cake more attractive than I am?
16.
You're perfect, little smoothie.
17.
So are you, Dr. Cake.
18.
How can frosting be so beautiful?
19.
How can a cookie be such a perfect circle?
20.
Why does this avocado make me feel things?
21.
Now that's a good egg.
22.
I love you, little s'berry.
25.
I want to marry, divorce, and then remarry this cake after realizing that I loved it all along.
26.
You're just so beautiful.