1.
If you're eating cereal out of tin foil:
2.
Or pudding with a pair of chopsticks:
3.
And chicken nuggets like this?
4.
If you're eating cereal out of a wine glass:
5.
Or out of a martini glass:
6.
Or out of a paper plate:
7.
Or out of a bread bowl:
8.
Or out of the cereal box:
9.
If you're using a dang SWORD to chop vegetables:
10.
Or use your dang HAND to eat pasta:
12.
If you're using a measuring cup as a glass:
13.
Or using a solo cup as a bowl:
14.
Or... saints preserve us... using a frying pan to eat CEREAL???
15.
If you're using a knife to eat ice cream:
16.
Or using a knife to eat mac and cheese:
17.
Or using a FORK to eat CEREAL:
18.
And, finally, if this is your only option for drinking water then you know for sure...
IT'S TIME TO DO THIS DISHES.
