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A TV with a freakin' VHS player BUILT INTO IT:
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Or, be still my beating heart, a TV with a DVD player in it:
3.
See-through electronics:
4.
iPhone apps where you drank fake beer:
5.
Or iPhone apps where you could download a fake lighter:
6.
And even before that, phones with internet on them in the first place:
9.
Those robot dogs that eventually died and just became things your parents tripped over:
10.
Watches that lit up blue:
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Aggressively thick big screen TVs:
12.
That fish that everyone's uncle had for some reason:
13.
Netflix's DVD service:
15.
The original iPod with buttons:
16.
Or some off-brand MP3 player that looked like this:
17.
That paper toss iPhone game:
19.
Those batteries that let you check how much energy was left:
21.
Internet browsers you had to lit'rally purchase from a store:
22.
That cassette tape that let your connect your iPod to your car stereo:
23.
Directions you could just print out:
24.
Gameboy snake lights:
25.
CD players with 45 second skip protection:
26.
And, finally, the ALPHA and the OMEGA... a VHS AND DVD player: