1. The Italian text:
2. The partying text:
3. The Timmy text:
4. The Uncle George text:
5. The rock text:
6. The smoothest text:
7. The milk text:
8. The John text:
9. The popular-singer text:
10. The furry text:
11. The big fellah text:
12. The extremely bad-timing text:
13. The most profound text:
14. The "Do Not Disturb" text:
15. The sunflower seed text:
16. The deal-of-a-lifetime text:
17. The Scraggly text:
18. The "Happy New Year" text:
19. The random number text:
20. The animal-brawl text:
21. The "quick word from our sponsors" text:
22. The delibery text:
23. The mower text:
24. The salad text:
25. The Murf text:
26. The Arkansas text:
27. The receptionist text:
28. The true love text:
29. The what happened text:
30. The whale text:
31. The mayo text:
32. The wonderfully named text:
33. The break-up text:
34. The fine art text:
35. And the grandma text:
