Think you had a bad 2019? Just remember... 1. Hey, at least you weren't completely forgotten: me.me 2. And at least you set a new personal record: reddit.com 3. And at least you didn't become the newest member of the Simpson family: imgur.com 4. At least this didn't happen to you on an airplane: reddit.com 5. And at least this didn't happen to your head: Facebook: mondaycures 6. And, hey, at least you didn't make this mistake: Twitter: @ryanlangdon_ 7. At least you didn't ruin your pizza and your oven: Twitter: @dedysoelistijan 8. And at least you didn't tear up your gift: reddit.com 9. And, hey, at least your roomba didn't have a very bad interaction with dog poop: @ryanlandy / Facebook / Via Facebook: 100005693200251 10. At least you didn't play the world's worst game of hide and seek: Twitter: @kylarterlipt 11. And at least you didn't have the world's worst breakfast: reddit.com 12. And, hey, at least this ain't your email: Twitter: @laurennhartford 13. At least you didn't leave your car in a horrible spot: Twitter: @ayeeelyse Or in the worst possible spot: reddit.com 14. At least you didn't take the world's most unnecessary Uber ride: newstalk.com And at least you didn't get the worst surprise: Twitter: @b2dajay 15. And, hey, at least you didn't get a special surprise in your coffee: reddit.com 16. At least you didn't discover a new allergy: reddit.com 17. Or experience a very awkward allergy: reddit.com 18. At least your umbrella didn't return to its home planet: reddit.com 19. And at least you didn't get the world's most awkward applause: Twitter: @peytnhaag 20. And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you: reddit.com 21. At least your bed isn't 90% chocolate milk: Twitter: @radscientist_ 22. And at least your corn isn't 100% char: Twitter: @therallyking 23. And, hey, at least your ceiling isn't 50% legs: reddit.com 24. At least you remembered all you needed to remember: Twitter: @klondikebrat 25. And at least you weren't betrayed by a bird: Twitter 26. And, hey, your job interview didn't go like this: Twitter: @joezuss 27. And, hey, look at the bright side: you aren't Joe Turo: reddit.com Get it TOGETHER, Joe.