Think you had a bad 2019? Just remember...
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Hey, at least you weren't completely forgotten:
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And at least you set a new personal record:
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And at least you didn't become the newest member of the Simpson family:
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At least this didn't happen to you on an airplane:
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And at least this didn't happen to your head:
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And, hey, at least you didn't make this mistake:
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At least you didn't ruin your pizza and your oven:
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And at least you didn't tear up your gift:
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And, hey, at least your roomba didn't have a very bad interaction with dog poop:
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At least you didn't play the world's worst game of hide and seek:
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And at least you didn't have the world's worst breakfast:
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And, hey, at least this ain't your email:
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At least you didn't leave your car in a horrible spot:
Or in the worst possible spot:
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At least you didn't take the world's most unnecessary Uber ride:
And at least you didn't get the worst surprise:
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And, hey, at least you didn't get a special surprise in your coffee:
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At least you didn't discover a new allergy:
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Or experience a very awkward allergy:
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At least your umbrella didn't return to its home planet:
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And at least you didn't get the world's most awkward applause:
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And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you:
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At least your bed isn't 90% chocolate milk:
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And at least your corn isn't 100% char:
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And, hey, at least your ceiling isn't 50% legs:
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At least you remembered all you needed to remember:
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And at least you weren't betrayed by a bird:
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And, hey, your job interview didn't go like this:
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And, hey, look at the bright side: you aren't Joe Turo:
