If you had a rough, no-good, terrible Thanksgiving, just remember...
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The person whose oven spontaneously combusted at the worst possible moment:
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The person whose turkey miiiiiiight just be a little overcooked:
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The person who will now be pioneering the "5,000-second rule":
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The person whose ham is absolutely hummed:
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The person who is about to play the worst game of bobbing for apples that has ever been played:
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The person rockin' the sick new Rachael Ray tat:
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The person whose Thanksgiving guest absolutely annihilated their poor, defenseless toilet:
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The person who was kind enough to give their oven a big, heapin' slice of pie:
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The person whose dang teeth were fallin' out in the early hours of Thanksgiving dinner:
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The person who got the Tiny Tim special at the restaurant:
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The person whose cats seriously have it out for delicious pie:
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The person who experienced one of the worst laundry disasters one can experience:
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The person whose neighbor pulled this wildly perplexing yet frustrating move:
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The person who loves their child very much, I'm sure:
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The person whose knife saw unspeakable things at Thanksgiving dinner:
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The person who caught hand, foot, and mouth disease right before they were to use their hands and mouth to eat nine helpings of turkey:
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The person whose stairs shall forever be stained with the litter box sand of yesteryear:
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The person who shall forever be washing dishes:
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And the person who went to visit their family and found out a litttttle too much about Pops:
