21 Poor Souls Who Completely, Totally, 100% Regret Literally Every Damn Decision They Made This Week

I'm sorry, but that's terrible.

If you just had yourself an absolutely awful week, just remember...

1. The person who created the world's first lemony chocolate chip cookie:

Grabbed the wrong one and now all of my chocolate chip cookies taste weird. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who is eatin' gooooood tonight:

My kid got a box of onions instead of nuggets in his happy meal from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person who should be able to straighten that baby right out:

How my new license plate was delivered by FedEx. 1 day late. from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who got a very nice and very free new paint job:

Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint. from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who has most certainly angered some long dormant ancient pet spirits:

Please don't bury your pet in a plastic storage bin. Someone (me) might accidentally dig it up one day. from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who had their entire gaming world come crashing down on them:

Was having a nice relaxing chat with my girlfriend before she went to work, then boom! from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who has to handle Mount St. Dish:

The way my mom dries dishes from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person with the spiciest floor this side of the mighty Mississipp:

someone assembled the shelves wrong at the store I work in and now I'm lost in the sauce from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who spent their life savings for the world's saddest sandwich:

My wife was in shock when she received this $9 sandwich this afternoon… from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who is now driving in BBQ:

Eating while driving and spilled barbecue sauce in the worst place possible from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person who was the victim of felony noodle theft:

Someone sneaked into my dorm room with a hammer and destroyed my lock , taking all of my noodles from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who was juuuuust a little late:

I found the million Dollar Budweiser can two months too late. from Wellthatsucks

13. The person with the luckiest bowl o' spinach around:

Ladybird, ladybird, flyaway home. “Well I can’t if you freeze me in The Netherlands and then microwave me in Australia, ya mongrel! from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who let their sunglasses have a little fresh air:

Where my sunglasses have been hiding for 2 weeks. from mildlyinfuriating

15. Tommy Two Shoes:

Well I'm 2 hours into my shift and noticed I put on two different shoes this morning. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who is the proud owner of some ice cold glass:

I was cleaning the glass tray from my fridge and it shattered in my hands. Some of the pieces made it all the way to the living room. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who made a nice, new wrinkly friend:

I was looking forward to moving to the empty window seat from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who experienced the very rare bird poop/handle break double whammy:

Went to wash the bird poop off my car and then handle came right off. from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who probably shouldn't have used a giant mallet to fix their shower:

Was finishing the last part of my DIY basement/bathroom project I started at end of 2020. Door didn’t want to cooperate. from Wellthatsucks

20. The person who will have a nice special bird-supplied treat every time they blow up their tube:

Well from Wellthatsucks

21. The person who must forever protect good Anthony The Ant:

Say hello to Anthony, the ant behind my TV screen. from mildlyinfuriating

I will protect you, Anthony.