If you're having a bad week, just remember...
1. At least you didn't absolutely incinerate a poor, defenseless pizza:
2. And at least you didn't anger the trees:
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And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you at dinner:
4. Look at the bright side — your noodles don't need an ambulance:
5. You don't have a bag of Schrödinger's chips:
6. And, hey, at least your pizza doesn't have a very special foot-flavored ingredient:
7. Think about it this way — at least your bike hasn't been completely picked clean:
8. And at least your fridge isn't more of, well, just a cabinet:
9. And, hey, at least your don't have to do the most depressing paper shredding in human history:
10. It could be worse, your clippers could have betrayed you:
11. Your clothes could be covered in soil:
12. And, oh lord in heaven, this could have been you:
13. Hey, at least you don't have Airpod (singular) now:
14. At least your TV didn't experience death by controller:
15. And, let's think positive here, at least you don't have a backyard full of glass:
16. I mean, at least your Tesla didn't supercharge itself into your office:
17. And at least your headphones didn't decide to hop off this mortal coil at the last possible moment:
18. And, you know what? At least you aren't absolutely covered in gum head to toe:
19. Finally, at least you aren't trapped outside your home:
20. And at least your aren't stuck with this furniture:
21. And, finally, let's just remember one thing: at least your pizza wasn't delivered like this.