19 People Who I Know For A Fact Regret Every Single Decision They Made Last Week

Oh noooooo.

1. The person with quite possibly the worst watermelon luck in existence:

Waited all summer to cut open this watermelon I grew in my yard. from mildlyinfuriating

2. The person who likes their coffee extra eggy:

Poured eggs in my coffee instead of creamer. from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person whose truck got a fresh new coat of bird-poop white paint:

Well, I won't be parking the truck here anymore. from Wellthatsucks

4. The person whose plumber apparently summoned the infernal demon Gorkinog the Cursed straight to their bathtub:

Plumber left my tub like this after fixing the sink from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person whose gonna be eatin' some good old fashioned BBQ cardboard box tonight:

My BBQ sauces and rub finally arrived. Thanks, USPS! from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who blue themselves:

Had a pen in my pocket at work, looked down to this. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who hiked hours to see the most majestic waterfalls known to humankind:

Hiked for two hours to see these waterfalls from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who gave their AirPod a thorough cleaning:

There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this. from Wellthatsucks

9. The people whose brave experiment will one day be featured prominently in a scientific journal:

Momentum. It’s a law. from WellTextSucks

10. The person whose kitchen will forever smell of marinara and despair:

If you need me I’ll be crying in the bathtub from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who apparently did something very serious to upset the entire city of Cleveland:

The city of Cleveland installed the brightest god damn street lights I have ever seen on my street today. It’s midnight. from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who just got the road absolutely hammered:

bought my bf his fave liquor and my bike tipped over before I got it out of the basket. from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who will never not quadruple check their spices from now on:

What's the worst thing to find after you took the last batch of cookies out? The real cinnamon. from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who must never brush again:

This shit from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who is currently looking for a new job:

Key broke off inside the lock to a very important work door. Wonder how much trouble I am in from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who is about to star in the live-action biopic of Electro:

How do I remove it? from Wellthatsucks

17. The person whose grandmama miiiiiight have left the croutons in a bit too long:

my grandma forgot the bread croutons in the oven from Wellthatsucks

I tell you what, folks. Looks like something Gorkinog the Cursed would have an absolute field day with.

18. The person whose AirPods have seen things we can only imagine:

Saw this in a bathroom. Someone’s day must be ruined from Wellthatsucks

19. And the person who lost the cookie lottery:

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. from mildlyinfuriating

Sad state of affairs.