50 People Who Definitely Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Made This Month

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If you're having a bad month, just remember...

1. At least your ketchup didn't go all Mount Vesuvius on your fridge:

Or blows, like this ketchup bottle in a 35 Celsius heatwave. from Wellthatsucks

2. And at least you don't have noodles everywhere in your car:

Box broke apart and spilled on a round about. from Wellthatsucks

3. At least your croissants didn't turn out like this:

To make croissants for mother's day from therewasanattempt

4. At least you didn't take a big hair risk:

Boyfriend decided to try out a new hairdresser. from Wellthatsucks

5. And at least you're not literally sweeping paint out the back of a car:

Tis but a splash from Wellthatsucks

6. And, hey, at least you didn't accidentally melt a Smurf in your washing machine:

Just bought the Costco sized laundry detergent jug yesterday from Wellthatsucks

7. At least you didn't absolutely incinerate a poor, defenseless pizza:

Fell asleep with the pizza in the oven from Wellthatsucks

8. And at least you didn't anger the trees:

Gift from Mother Nature from Wellthatsucks

9. And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you at dinner:

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10. It could be worse. You could have incinerated your lawn:

I guess you shouldn’t put glass windows over grass when it’s 22 degrees Celsius from Wellthatsucks

11. Your freezer could be more of a shelf:

My freezer broke 2 days ago and I didn’t notice so now all of the meat we had in it is bad from Wellthatsucks

12. And, hey, at least your phone didn't get annihilated:

Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later… from Wellthatsucks

13. Look at the bright side — your noodles don't need an ambulance: 

8 year old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water… from Wellthatsucks

14. You don't have a bag of Schrödinger's chips:

My chips fell off my desk in the worst way possible from Wellthatsucks

15. And, hey, at least your pizza doesn't have a very special foot-flavored ingredient:

Halfway into the pizza, noticed there's a huge footprint inside the pizza box. from Wellthatsucks

16. Think about it this way — at least your bike hasn't been completely picked clean:

Left my 1 month old bike for one night on the street. WTS from Wellthatsucks

17. And at least your fridge isn't more of, well, just a cabinet:

Got home from vacation only to find out our fridge and freezer have been dead for 10 days. from Wellthatsucks

18. At least you didn't get a... ladybug... infestation:

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19. And, hey, at least your don't have to do the most depressing paper shredding in human history:

My dad does the lottery every week, this is 4-5 months of losing tickets from Wellthatsucks

20. It could be worse, your clippers could have betrayed you:

Tried to buzzcut my hair because all the barbers were closed, clipper called it quits halfway through. 4 days until my Amazon one arrives... fuck... from Wellthatsucks

21. Your clothes could be covered in soil:

Flower pot got blown off my window sill and managed to smashed on a pile of clothes from Wellthatsucks

22. And, oh lord in heaven, this could have been you:

The box said 3000 pieces. A week of quarantine tells me it's 2999. from Wellthatsucks

23. Hey, at least you don't have Airpod (singular) now:

Dropped my Airpods, guess where the missing piece is from Wellthatsucks

24. At least your TV didn't experience death by controller:

My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parent's 75" TV from Wellthatsucks

25. And, let's think positive here, at least you don't have a backyard full of glass:

Current heatwave has caused my glass table to explode (all over my freshly painted decking) from Wellthatsucks

26. I mean, at least your Tesla didn't supercharge itself into your office:

Tesla meets dentist office from Wellthatsucks

27. And at least your headphones didn't decide to hop off this mortal coil at the last possible moment:

About to head to the gym. Ugh! from Wellthatsucks

28. And, you know what? At least you aren't absolutely covered in gum head to toe:

Accidentally stepped in gooey gum in 102-degree weather. Swung my legs to get in the car before noticing. Still picking gum out of my leg hairs and my brand new sandals. from Wellthatsucks

29. And at least your aren't stuck with this furniture:

Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don't make the couch anymore from Wellthatsucks

30. Let's just remember one thing: at least your pizza wasn't delivered like this.

My pizza was delivered on it's side from Wellthatsucks

That is all.

31. Look at the bright side - you didn't bend:

When the package says “do not bend,” they mean this. from Wellthatsucks

32. And you didn't sneeze while driving:

So I had a sneezing fit while driving yesterday and.... from Wellthatsucks

33. And, hey, you didn't get a special extra treat on your final bite:

Enjoying the last few bites of my sandwich when.. from Wellthatsucks

34. At least you didn't have to plug your pants:

My shorts ripped while cycling to work. I live 15km/10miles away. from Wellthatsucks

35. And at least you didn't get a projectile blueberry:

Bit down on a bite of blueberry pancake from Wellthatsucks

36. And, hey, at least you didn't tragically lose your blueberries:

Got home from work, ready to have some blueberries and wine. And then the bag broke. from Wellthatsucks

37. Look at it this way - at least you didn't make the oldest mistake in the book:

Autopilot brain from Wellthatsucks

38. And at least you aren't chompin' on some extra protein right now:

Ate half a head of broccoli only to discover it was full of bugs from Wellthatsucks

39. And, hey, at least this ain't your hand:

One of my kids brought poison ivy into the house, now my hands look like this. Every bump is a blister from Wellthatsucks

40. At least your envelopes aren't sealed for all eternity:

My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes. from Wellthatsucks

41. And at least you aren't stuck with some ancient technology:

Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS from Wellthatsucks

42. And, hey, if all else fails, just remember: at least you don't have a damn snake in your toilet.

Water snake setup camp in the toilet. from Wellthatsucks

43. At least your floor isn't permanently sticky:

Bought some raw honey for the 1st time at a Farmers Market. Knocked it off the counter getting something else out of the bag. from Wellthatsucks

44. And, hey, at least your cat didn't find the absolute worst place to blow chunks:

Cat went under my covers to throw up... from Wellthatsucks

45. At least you didn't get this note:

What the hell is even the point of a note like this! from Wellthatsucks

46. At least your mug didn't troll you:

Ordered a Gromit coffee mug online... from Wellthatsucks

47. At least you didn't get exactly what you asked for:

To get an ice cream sandwiche from therewasanattempt

48. And at least your hammer didn't get defeated by a nail:

To remove a nail from a wall from therewasanattempt

49. At least you didn't commit cupcake treason:

To make Fourth of July cupcakes from therewasanattempt

50. Finally, at least you aren't trapped outside your home:

Just got home from a 10hr shift and my front door key broke off in the lock. The SO won't be home for 3 more hours. from Wellthatsucks