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    I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 50 People Having A Really, Really Bad Month

    At least your January wasn't this bad.

    If you had a bad start to the year, just remember...

    1. The person who caused volcanic reaction in the microwave:

    2. The person whose car is lost to the snows of time:

    3. The person who will henceforth be known as Ol' Spaghetti Shoe:

    4. The person who is forever trapped upstairs:

    5. The person who has no idea what tests are:

    person who thinks a pregnancy test is a covid test

    6. The person who is going to have to Flintstones their way home:

    7. The person who is currently starring in Ratatouille 2:

    8. The person who now forever have a grudge against waffles:

    9. The person who got a little extra treat with their lasagna:

    10. The person who just invented spicy cinnamon rolls:

    11. The person who is so close, yet so far from their phone:

    12. The person who was kind enough to share breakfast with the floor:

    13. The person who added a little nature to their home:

    14. The person who miiiight have answered this question incorrectly:

    15. The person who is about to pioneer the art of underwater grillin' and chillin':

    16. The person who has the loneliest bag in the world:

    17. The person who will get their ring back... eventually:

    18. The person who was apparently cooking a liquid pizza:

    19. The person who is enjoying their cold-pressed extra fly olive oil:

    20. The person who is about to enjoy every Canadian's favorite delicacy — frozen milk block:

    21. The person who was kind enough to feed their drain a delicious meal:

    22. The person with the coolest throne out there:

    23. The person who will never be able to unsubscribe:

    24. The person who had their home overtaken by the worst roommates:

    25. The person who miiiight have a slight problem with their shower:

    26. The person whose dog apparently has it out for them:

    27. The person who will just have to cancel their daughter's 3rd birthday now:

    28. The person who had a bit of an explosion in their car:

    29. The person who is about to have a very special bath:

    30. The person who can never go back to the store:

    31. The person who will never be able to use that drain again:

    32. The person who had the time of their life at the opera:

    33. The person who had their guitar opened up a bit:

    34. The person who might wanna get that tire checked out:

    35. The person who loves their cat very much I am sure:

    36. The person I will affectionately refer as Edward Zipperhands:

    37. The person who is about to have a very fun weekend with the kids:

    38. The person who is now a squirrel landlord:

    39. The person who hath angered the Scrabble Gods:

    40. The person who is about to make a friend for life:

    41. The person who will spend eternity cleaning beads:

    42. The person who will never not have a sticky kitchen:

    43. The person who is looking back on all their accomplishments:

    44. The person stuck behind the world's biggest hat:

    45. The person who has got to stop getting their cups from the Magician Emporium:

    46. The person who was so kind to donate their food to the local dog community:

    47. The person who decided to spruce up their stairs Jackson Pollock style:

    48. The person whose damn shoes are fallin' apart:

    49. The person who left a little treat for the next person pumping gas:

    50. And person who will have trust issues the rest of their life:

    Good lord.