I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 50 People Having A Really, Really Bad Month

At least your January wasn't this bad.

If you had a bad start to the year, just remember...

1. The person who caused volcanic reaction in the microwave:

The new jar of Nutella my girlfriend tried to heat in the microwave from Wellthatsucks

2. The person whose car is lost to the snows of time:

There was a blizzard last night so we decided to check on our car… from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who will henceforth be known as Ol' Spaghetti Shoe:

This week started with a break up, then I had to get my car towed, now I spilled spaghetti *in* my shoe. Well, shit. from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who is forever trapped upstairs:

My father forgot to tell me the renovations would be taking the stairs out today. from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person who has no idea what tests are:

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6. The person who is going to have to Flintstones their way home:

My Go Pedal Fell Off from WTF

7. The person who is currently starring in Ratatouille 2:

Came home after a long shift, went to get some food, a mouse was in it. from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person who now forever have a grudge against waffles:

This chocolate chip waffle with only a single chocolate chip in it. from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person who got a little extra treat with their lasagna:

Forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who just invented spicy cinnamon rolls:

Friend's dad made some cayenne rolls from scratch tonight. He thought he was using cinnamon. The rolls had no cinnamon. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who is so close, yet so far from their phone:

soooooo close from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who was kind enough to share breakfast with the floor:

Good morning! from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who added a little nature to their home:

The contractor painted over a leaf in our master bedroom from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who miiiight have answered this question incorrectly:

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15. The person who is about to pioneer the art of underwater grillin' and chillin':

My house got hit by a tornado yesterday, it's heavily damaged but still standing, and nobody is injured. I have no idea how to get the grill out of my pool's deep end though. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who has the loneliest bag in the world:

Someone flying out of DFW is going to have a rough time in a few hours. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who will get their ring back... eventually:

My wife’s wedding ring went missing… from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who was apparently cooking a liquid pizza:

My friend was cooking a frozen pizza from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who is enjoying their cold-pressed extra fly olive oil:

Turns out we’ve been using fly-infused olive oil since fall. from Wellthatsucks

20. The person who is about to enjoy every Canadian's favorite delicacy — frozen milk block:

This milk at my school. from mildlyinfuriating

21. The person who was kind enough to feed their drain a delicious meal:

I didn’t think this one through… from Wellthatsucks

22. The person with the coolest throne out there:

Person's apartment is so cold that their toilet's water tank froze and broke from Wellthatsucks

23. The person who will never be able to unsubscribe:

trying to unsubscribe from a news letter via messenger: from mildlyinfuriating

24. The person who had their home overtaken by the worst roommates:

A small herd of Cows found their way into a newly built home in Montana and lived inside for about a month before being noticed. from WTF

25. The person who miiiight have a slight problem with their shower:

Our landlord keeps saying there's nothing wrong with our shower.. from mildlyinfuriating

26. The person whose dog apparently has it out for them:

Came home from work to find out my dog destroyed my feather pillow from Wellthatsucks

27. The person who will just have to cancel their daughter's 3rd birthday now:

Went to the store to pickup a candle for my daughter’s Birthday, guess how old she’s turning? from mildlyinfuriating

28. The person who had a bit of an explosion in their car:

I forgot I had soda in the back of my car in single digit temps :,) from Wellthatsucks

29. The person who is about to have a very special bath:

Just used a bath bomb I got for Christmas and now the bath looks like piss. from mildlyinfuriating

30. The person who can never go back to the store:

Pants i got for christmas came with the security tag from mildlyinfuriating

31. The person who will never be able to use that drain again:

I dropped a pickle jar lid directly in the drain & can't get it out :( from mildlyinfuriating

32. The person who had the time of their life at the opera:

this was from r/therewasanattempt by u/Thaunis27 from mildlyinfuriating

33. The person who had their guitar opened up a bit:

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34. The person who might wanna get that tire checked out:

My tire fell off with no warning while driving home last night from Wellthatsucks

35. The person who loves their cat very much I am sure:

There goes my emergency toilet paper stash. from Wellthatsucks

36. The person I will affectionately refer as Edward Zipperhands:

My zipper broke at work, right before a few important meetings. from mildlyinfuriating

37. The person who is about to have a very fun weekend with the kids:

Kiddo brought lice home from school… mortified. from Wellthatsucks

38. The person who is now a squirrel landlord:

A squirrel set up shop under the hood of my van. from mildlyinteresting

39. The person who hath angered the Scrabble Gods:

My hand in Scrabble right now from Wellthatsucks

40. The person who is about to make a friend for life:

Man picks the closest spot to me in an empty train during the peak of a pandemic for some reason from mildlyinfuriating

41. The person who will spend eternity cleaning beads:

Dropped 10 pounds of beads on the floor today at work. Boss was not happy. from Wellthatsucks

42. The person who will never not have a sticky kitchen:

Bottom of the slow cooker pot fell off spilling 6 liters of hot pinapple juice everywhere, the kitchen will be sticky until the end of time. from Wellthatsucks

43. The person who is looking back on all their accomplishments:

This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through. from Wellthatsucks

44. The person stuck behind the world's biggest hat:

My friend posted this to her Snapchat and I could not stop laughing from mildlyinfuriating

45. The person who has got to stop getting their cups from the Magician Emporium:

The bottom of my glass fell off somehow and made a mess... from Wellthatsucks

46. The person who was so kind to donate their food to the local dog community:

This dog ate my neighbors food delivery from Wellthatsucks

47. The person who decided to spruce up their stairs Jackson Pollock style:

Knocked a 1/2 gallon of paint down my stairs. from RuinedMyDay

48. The person whose damn shoes are fallin' apart:

A great start for my day, they fell off when i was walking to school. Also please tell me if this is the right subreddit. from mildlyinfuriating

49. The person who left a little treat for the next person pumping gas:

Dear person that drove off with the air pump still attached to your wheel, you forgot your teeth. from mildlyinfuriating

50. And person who will have trust issues the rest of their life:

Doesn't fit from mildlyinfuriating

Good lord.