If you had a bad month, just remember:
1.
At least you didn't just realize what day it is:
2. At least you didn't find out about your neighbor's new chandelier in the worst possible way:
3. At least you didn't turn into a Smurf:
4.
At least you didn't make the worst wrong number mistake of all time:
5. At least ducks didn't carry out an attack on your home:
6. At least your package didn't take a nice little dip:
7. At least your windows aren't making fun of you:
8. At least your Roomba didn't betray you:
9.
At least you didn't watch the Quietest Place:
10. At least you didn't find out about that hole at the worst time:
11. At least you didn't find a little friend in your underwear:
12. At least your laptop didn't discover it's love for swimming:
13. At least you didn't get a face full of paint:
14. At least you didn't break the bug bite world record:
15. At least you aren't surrounded by two very friendly feet:
16. At least a bird didn't do the bird-thing right on your sheets:
17. At least you didn't get caught red-handed:
18.
At least you aren't forever trapped in a hallway:
19. At least you aren't eating Cinnamon Toast Cheese:
20. At least you didn't make this terrible mix-up:
21. At least your car isn't 94% bubble tea:
22. At least the universe isn't playing a terrible trick on you:
23. At least your hammer didn't just go out and quit on you:
24. At least your avocado isn't just one big pit:
25. At least you didn't encounter a Q-tip with a power level off the scales:
26.
At least this didn't happen to your car:
27. At least you didn't get a little extra protein in your pancake:
28. At least your closet didn't take the big plunge:
29.
At least your bed isn't soaked with ice cold milk:
30. At least your toilet didn't become a crime scene after you dropped some NyQuil:
31. At least your academic career didn't come to an end today:
32. At least your floor is 90% flour:
33. At least your tuna can isn't a perfect fit:
34. At least you didn't get the moon question wrong:
35.
At least this didn't happen at work:
36. At least the UNTHINKABLE didn't happen to you:
37. At least you didn't make this grave error:
38. At least your didn't juuuuust run out of paint:
39. At least you didn't make this mix-up:
40.
And, hey, at least you didn't pull a Diane:
