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    18 Tweets That Prove How Incredibly Dumb Anti-Vaxxers Really Are

    You've got to be kidding me.

    1. On the good ol' days:

    People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural. They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

    2. On proof:

    3. On spelling:

    4. On the true side effects of vaccines:

    5. On the CDC:

    Why is it that when the CDC says to throw out your romaine lettuce everyone takes it as gospel yet when the same agency tells you vaccines save lives they’re part of the Illuminati

    6. On rebelliousness:

    1999: Teenager sneaks outside home to drink alcohol 2009: Teenager sneaks outside home to smoke weed 2019: Teenager sneaks outside home to get measles vaccine

    7. On The Truth:

    Dear antivax parents, -You do not know The Truth. -You have not discovered things Doctors Don’t Tell You. -You have not done research. -You are not better than everyone else. -You are not holistic. -You are not special. -You are not “woke”. What you are is wrong.

    8. On smoking:

    Vaccine refusal is like smoking, since your "personal health choice" puts others at risk. Actually, it's more like making your children smoke. In a room full of other people's children.

    9. On mumps:

    10. On opinions:

    antivaxxers on here defending themselves like “if my child dies that’s my opinion”

    11. On cancer:

    12. On spirited arguments:

    Someone: There is a ton of scientific evidence that vaccines are unsafe. Me: Can you share it? Me--> gets blocked.

    13. On collectives:

    The collective noun for a group of anti-vaccinators is ‘A murder of Karens” https://t.co/YtZA3HfBvT

    14. On offensive terms:

    I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "child-murdering fuckwad."

    15. On time travel:

    16. On thankfulness:

    Mother in 1955: Thank god someone invented a way to prevent my child from dying of polio. Mother in 2019: Thank god these these healing crystals come with a matching bag.

    17. On experts:

    18. In conclusion: