Back in the mid-2000s, nothing was worse than...
1.
Trying to take a selfie with flip phones and completely missing your face, like, 14 times in a row:
2.
Running out of minutes and having to wait 'til after 9 p.m. like a BARBARIAN:
3.
Literally just, having to pay for texts:
4.
Accidentally pulling out the charging cable while your iPod was in DO NOT DISCONNECT mode:
5.
That tear in your Livestrong getting bigger and bigger:
6.
Turning on the TV Guide and missing the ONE channel you wanted to see:
7.
Waiting days for your disposable camera's pictures to develop, only to find out that your thumb ruined 95% of them:
8.
Accidentally clicking the wrong button and thinking that you bankrupted your family:
9.
Hearing the worst five words in the English language:
10.
Being harassed by every single person on Facebook with, like, 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
11.
Having your music interrupted on these speakers because someone called:
12.
Taking one bad step and ending up with sopping-wet Uggs:
13.
Being in the middle of an excellent Flash game or YouTube video and having this happen:
14.
Get faked out by a voicemail message:
15.
Losing a disc of the TV box set you paid, like, 75$ for:
16.
Going to listen to music on your iPod and seeing this symbol:
17.
Loading up your Netflix queue and seeing that the movie you REALLY want is going to take weeks to arrive:
18.
Only to finally get it and realize it's the wrong DVD:
19.
Burning a CD and seeing the worst two words in the English language:
20.
Misspelling a word on your totally cool, totally unique Converse sneakers:
21.
Getting third degree burns from the ashtray on the back of a car seat:
22.
Trying to download a song from LimeWire and having it take 17 hours:
23.
Only to have it all be in vain:
24.
Listening to your CD player and trying to stay cool while it kept skipping:
25.
And taking the CD out and seeing this:
26.
Getting, like, 400 FarmVille requests each day:
27.
Starting a download and seeing a wait time like this:
28.
Your sticky hand touching the floor and immediately attracting all the dust and dirt in the 10-mile radius:
29.
Hobbling yourself with a scooter slam to the ankle:
30.
Seeing this heinous sight on your Xbox:
31.
Someone warning you into OBLIVION:
32.
And your mom reading the message that was for YOUR EYES ONLY:
