1. This dog on a kayak: Via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com 2. This chubby hamster that finally realized he might be too old for the playground: Via tumblr.com 3. These cats that got caught hooking up: Via pinterest.com 4. And these turtles, too: Via alepisaball.com 5. This pigeon who's been hanging out with the wrong crowd: Via christianflores.tumblr.com Though kudos to you, pigeon, for not giving into peer pressure. 6. This deer that is spoiling his appetite with ice cream: Via punchingsociety.tumblr.com 7. This giraffe that doesn't know that you should never kiss like that on a first date: Via andpop.com 8. This cat who should have auditioned for the part of George on "Seinfeld": Via ceronprime.tumblr.com You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, cat. Should have given it a try. 9. This bird that still dresses like it's 1987: Via avianawareness.tumblr.com Come on, bird. Get with the times. 10. This duck with an afro that totally forgot to defrizz her hair this morning: Via northlondonphil.tumblr.com 11. This boat full of pugs that are throwing caution to the wind and not wearing life jackets: Via pinterest.com 12. This turtle who just totally underestimated the distance he had to jump: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via bordom.net 13. And this gorilla who thinks that a little glass is going to stop this child from getting her revenge: Via dailypicksandflicks.com You are so wrong, gorilla. So wrong. 14. This totally misunderstood goose who got into one fight and now has to deal with the consequences: Via caoine.org 15. This horse that totally isn't sticking to her diet plan: Via 2thpaste.tumblr.com Newsflash, horse! Diet Coke doesn't make the meal healthy! 16. This raccoon stuck way up on top of a pole: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via Twitter: @BuzzFeed 17. This dog that was woefully underprepared for the severe weather: Via carlyfries6210.tumblr.com 18. This goose who clearly had way too much to drink: Via fuckyeahvomit.tumblr.com 19. Same with this armadillo who doesn't even remember how he got here: Via ziza.qip.ru 20. And this orangutan who also partied way too hard: Via demonsdancealone.tumblr.com 21. This sea lion that had a little too much bath salts: Via fuckyeahinterspeciesfriendships.tumblr.com 22. This teenage bearded dragon with go-go boots: Via lizardsenjoyinglife.tumblr.com That's no out-fit for someone your age, gecko! Don't you watch Mad Men? 23. This dog celebrating her birthday who's mom just had her fourth glass of wine: Never celebrate your 21st with you Mom, dog. Never. 24. This surfing dog: Via http://Cindy%20Yamanaka%20/%20AP 25. This goat that was forced to go see his friend's bad metal band: Via venusaurphobia.tumblr.com Hey, goat, at least now your friend owes you one. 26. This horse who was only exploring: Via meltdowncityqueen.tumblr.com And also this horse that just wanted to see what "being a tree was all about:" Via message.snopes.com 27. This vegan cat that clearly picked the wrong restaurant: Via catslookingatthings.tumblr.com 28. And this cat that thought he was a glass of milk for a few minutes: Via hyperalgesiac.tumblr.com YOU ARE NOT MILK, CAT! Come on.