Imagine ordering something online, waiting days for it to arrive, and receiving...
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An HD television for ants:
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A dust pan that is simply unreasonably large:
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The world's tiniest cheese grater:
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Some very gently ripped jeans:
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The world's biggest spoon:
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A rug that's about one foot long:
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A backpack that might be able to fit one or two pens:
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A fan...also for ANTS:
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A mask that will strike fear into the heart of Gotham's worst:
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A fridge that's just a taaaad too tiny:
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Twice as many left shoes as you should normally receive:
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A big ol' hunka junka clay:
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A record fit for a (very, very, very, very tiny) king:
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Cat socks that show you what true panic looks like:
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A sweater fit for a finger puppet:
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A huge tree let-down:
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The best senior shirt ever:
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An inconsistent amount of weight:
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A teeny tiny eeny meeny phone:
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A desk...for hardworking ANTS:
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The scariest scarecrow:
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A gigantic bucket of cheese:
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The most powerful Spider-Man mask in existence:
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A futon that juuuuust misses covering the entire couch:
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This year's hottest film:
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A storage box...for hoarder ANTS:
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José Altuve's cleats:
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A doggie pool that can fit precisely 1/16 of a dog in it:
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[Alanis Morissette voice] 75 pounds of lubricant when all you want is some soup:
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A scale...for ANTS trying to make wrestling weight:
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The mask of Batman's most ambivalent villain:
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A cutting board...NOT for ants:
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And the exact opposite of a lawnmower:
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The world's scariest mask:
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A stylish pair of boots for your index and middle finger:
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Baby Yoda's beloved relative, Cousin Yooba:
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The biblical Goliath's new AirPod pros:
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A Pickle Rick who's seen some things...terrible things:
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A beautifully crafted candle holder delicately made by someone riding the Wicked Cyclone rollercoaster at Six Flags New England:
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A beautiful nightstand to store mayhaps a single grain of rice:
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The perfect work glove for all sorts of manual labor:
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What just might be the world's biggest ladle:
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This absolutely spot-on bear mask:
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AirPods with a very tender message:
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The most polite jersey there ever was:
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The world's longest pair of shorts:
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Thanos's infinity heel:
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The hoylest of bibles:
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The perfect reading lamp for one single word of text:
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A big ol' stinkin' container of goop:
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A rug for YOUR feet and YOUR feet ONLY:
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A great pen if you work at a company called "Please Use Uploaded Logo," but not so much if you work anywhere else:
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A simply stunning banner:
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An absolutely fantastic logo:
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And a wonderful name for a baby:
