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    60 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Actually Said On Twitter

    "Yes I'm a vegan. Yes I eat meat. We exist."

    1. On water:

    tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate

    2. On Mount Everest:

    people who think mount everest is in the usa

    3. On Scotland:

    person who thinks Scotland is not a country

    4. On dinosaurs:

    tweet reading if dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago then why is the earth 2021 years old

    5. On credit cards:

    someone giving away their credit card number on twitter

    6. On the Earth:

    tweet reading why doesnt the earth fall down how can it just float in one place all the time lol science doesnt make sense

    7. On Halloween:

    tweet about halloween being friday the 13th

    8. On math:

    Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder

    9. On Alaska:

    person who doesn't know alaska is in the usa

    10. On the passage of time:

    person saying people born in 2003 are 23 now

    11. On smart conversation:

    tweet reading i just wanna meet a female that can hold an enter lectual conversation with me

    12. On employment:

    Person who says diseases and viruses are different things after someone asks if they forgot you had to be vaccinated to go to school

    13. On pregnancy:

    person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born

    14. On joy:

    person mispelling happiness with a y

    15. On the miracle of life:

    person saying i can't wait to be an aunt or uncle

    16. On the population:

    tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0

    17. On birthdays:

    tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old

    18. On veganism:

    tweet reading yes i'm vegan yes i eat meat we exist

    19. On the plague:

    tweet about the plague killing a bunch of people

    20. On head injuries:

    tweet reading i ran into a glass door and think i might have a caucasian

    21. On steak:

    person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce

    22. On biology:

    tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

    23. On tangents:

    person who confuses digress for digest

    24. On joint pain:

    tweet reading my joints hurt i think i have arthur writes this

    25. On noodles:

    person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals

    26. On relevance:

    person who spells irrelevant e rail elephant

    27. On travel:

    person who says goodbye america hello new york

    28. On microwaves:

    person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny

    29. On the countries of the world:

    tweet reading how did beyonce go number one in 100 countries when there's only 7

    30. On apps:

    person who confuses apps on a phone with appetizers

    31. On math:

    a bunch of people answering a math problem incorrectly

    32. On driving:

    person who sanded down their tires

    33. On cooking:

    tweet reading heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

    34. On ice:

    tweet about a person not understanding how water works

    35. On efforts:

    tweet reading people should respect runners more they poured their butt sweat and tears into their work

    36. On college:

    tweet of someone saying goodbye california hello san francisco

    37. On bats:

    tweet of someone freaking out about how bats are birds

    38. On theres:

    tweet reading If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're", then your an idiot.

    39. On numbers:

    tweet of someone mispelling two as T.O.

    40. On breakfast:

    tweet of someone spelling cinnamon rolls a synomnym

    41. On children:

    tweet of someone asking why women never have to take baby paternity tests

    42. On chocolate:

    tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses

    43. On inspiration:

    tweet reading just drank some inspired milk

    44. On teasing:

    tweet of someone not remembering the word for feather

    45. On passwords:

    tweet of someone posting their password online

    46. On the universe:

    tweet reading anyone get a chance to see the meatier shower last night

    47. On flags:

    tweet of someone confusing the liberian flag for the usa flag

    48. On grapes:

    tweet reading i hate grapes they discuss me

    49. On socks:

    tweet conversation about someone not knowing what gloves are

    50. On moods:

    tweet reading i have two sides the nicest girl you'll ever meet and twisted cycle path

    51. On the letter A:

    mixup over the letter A

    52. On chicken:

    person calling chicken parm chiicken permission

    53. On working out:

    tweet reading idk what ima do for a workout tomorrow cause the sun gave me a mind graiin

    54. On financials:

    person putting their credit card number on the internet

    55. On Rome:

    person confusing rome georgia with rome italy

    56. On birth:

    tweet about someone spelling womb as whom

    57. On hard work:

    tweet reading i'm officially coma toast

    58. On cars:

    tweet mispelling towed as toad like the animal

    59. On the solar system:

    tweet about someone who can't remember a planet that starts with e

    60. And on life:

    tweet reading at the end of the day we are all just human beans