Posted on Nov 28, 2021

60 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Actually Said On Twitter

"Yes I'm a vegan. Yes I eat meat. We exist."

Dave Stopera

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. On water:

tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate

2. On Mount Everest:

people who think mount everest is in the usa

3. On Scotland:

person who thinks Scotland is not a country

4. On dinosaurs:

tweet reading if dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago then why is the earth 2021 years old

5. On credit cards:

someone giving away their credit card number on twitter

6. On the Earth:

tweet reading why doesnt the earth fall down how can it just float in one place all the time lol science doesnt make sense

7. On Halloween:

tweet about halloween being friday the 13th

8. On math:

Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder

9. On Alaska:

person who doesn't know alaska is in the usa

10. On the passage of time:

person saying people born in 2003 are 23 now

11. On smart conversation:

tweet reading i just wanna meet a female that can hold an enter lectual conversation with me

12. On employment:

Person who says diseases and viruses are different things after someone asks if they forgot you had to be vaccinated to go to school

13. On pregnancy:

person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born

14. On joy:

person mispelling happiness with a y

15. On the miracle of life:

person saying i can't wait to be an aunt or uncle

16. On the population:

tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0

17. On birthdays:

tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old

18. On veganism:

tweet reading yes i'm vegan yes i eat meat we exist

19. On the plague:

tweet about the plague killing a bunch of people

20. On head injuries:

tweet reading i ran into a glass door and think i might have a caucasian

21. On steak:

person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce

22. On biology:

tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

23. On tangents:

person who confuses digress for digest

24. On joint pain:

tweet reading my joints hurt i think i have arthur writes this

25. On noodles:

person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals

26. On relevance:

person who spells irrelevant e rail elephant

27. On travel:

person who says goodbye america hello new york

28. On microwaves:

person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny

29. On the countries of the world:

tweet reading how did beyonce go number one in 100 countries when there's only 7

30. On apps:

person who confuses apps on a phone with appetizers

31. On math:

a bunch of people answering a math problem incorrectly

32. On driving:

person who sanded down their tires

33. On cooking:

tweet reading heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

34. On ice:

tweet about a person not understanding how water works

35. On efforts:

tweet reading people should respect runners more they poured their butt sweat and tears into their work

36. On college:

tweet of someone saying goodbye california hello san francisco

37. On bats:

tweet of someone freaking out about how bats are birds

38. On theres:

tweet reading If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're", then your an idiot.

39. On numbers:

tweet of someone mispelling two as T.O.

40. On breakfast:

tweet of someone spelling cinnamon rolls a synomnym

41. On children:

tweet of someone asking why women never have to take baby paternity tests

42. On chocolate:

tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses

43. On inspiration:

tweet reading just drank some inspired milk

44. On teasing:

tweet of someone not remembering the word for feather

45. On passwords:

tweet of someone posting their password online

46. On the universe:

tweet reading anyone get a chance to see the meatier shower last night

47. On flags:

tweet of someone confusing the liberian flag for the usa flag

48. On grapes:

tweet reading i hate grapes they discuss me

49. On socks:

tweet conversation about someone not knowing what gloves are

50. On moods:

tweet reading i have two sides the nicest girl you'll ever meet and twisted cycle path

51. On the letter A:

mixup over the letter A

52. On chicken:

person calling chicken parm chiicken permission

53. On working out:

tweet reading idk what ima do for a workout tomorrow cause the sun gave me a mind graiin

54. On financials:

person putting their credit card number on the internet

55. On Rome:

person confusing rome georgia with rome italy

56. On birth:

tweet about someone spelling womb as whom

57. On hard work:

tweet reading i'm officially coma toast

58. On cars:

tweet mispelling towed as toad like the animal

59. On the solar system:

tweet about someone who can't remember a planet that starts with e

60. And on life:

tweet reading at the end of the day we are all just human beans

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