If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible month, just remember...
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The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:
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The person who had to sit behind the iPhone equivalent of high beams during a movie:
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The person who might want to run the heat for a few minutes:
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The person who's about to solve the world's worst mystery:
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The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:
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The person with the best-smelling wall in all the land:
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The person who I'm afraid just blue themself:
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The person who got to see the new Mario movie and play This Little Piggy with a stranger:
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The person who bought a record fit for a (very, very, very, very tiny) king:
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The person who had a little friend say hello in the bathroom:
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The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
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The person whose gloves are no longer their gloves:
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The person with a very delicious floor:
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The person who created a death ray in their bathroom:
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The person whose AirPod evidently does not float down there:
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The person who learned a very, very valuable lesson:
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The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:
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The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
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The person who picked quite possibly the worst place to drill:
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The person who lost the race to their dinner:
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The person whose stress ball just caused a whole lot more stress:
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The person whose friend's shoes will be sticking to their passenger seat until the end of time:
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The person who unearthed this rare artifact:
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The person whose car is now super hydrated:
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The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:
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The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
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The person who gave their dryer a cool new maker:
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The person who let their car take a quick little dip:
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The person who got a chicken sandwich very rich in iron:
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The person whose earbud is now one with nature:
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The person whose pen went absolutely nuclear in their pants:
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The person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat:
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The person whose package is bent. Very bent:
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The person who gave their towel a nice, new, funky design:
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The person who invented the flycolate chip cookie:
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The person who found Grandpa's mustache crawling around their pillow:
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The person with the luckiest lunch around:
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The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:
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The person who had this absolute tragedy happen to their sangria:
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The person with perhaps the wrinkliest hands in existence:
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The person who unfortunately had to share the rest of their nectarine with the inhabitants of its pit:
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The person who will be walking everywhere for the foreseeable future:
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The person who must be on a hidden camera show:
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The person who will be enjoying a delicious dish of baked controller tonight:
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The person who is getting off to an awful start with their new roommate:
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The person whose dryer was violently attacked:
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The person who is currently experiencing a fate worse than death:
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The person who let a little yellow spider get their dental hygiene in check:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their burger:
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And the person whose home is apparently being attacked by a 14th-century king:
