Who needs a boring old slip of paper when you've got...
1. An exceptionally large coconut:
2. A toaster:
3. A cinder block:
4. A construction barrel:
5. A stand-up bass:
6. A toilet seat:
7. Bob Ross:
and the bathroom pass is a big hit. 😆
8. A baby's leg:
9. Just a big jar of dirt:
10. A literal rock with the literal Rock on it:
11. The Great Pumpkin:
12. An entire desk:
13. A human bone:
My anatomy teacher’s bathroom pass is a human leg bone
14. Literally just a thing of syrup:
15. A block of ice:
16. A floppy disk:
17. A seven foot tall female bear:
18. A gamecube controller:
19. A ten foot tall pencil:
20. A lit'ral lamp:
21. A kayak paddle:
22. A big ass lid:
23. A Spongebob meme:
best bathroom pass yet
24. The skull of poor Yorick:
Yorick is the new bathroom pass. #mementomori kids!
25. A big ol' spoon:
26. RuPaul:
27. A bottle of soap filled with suspicious liquid:
28. The leg of a Barbie Doll with "Gucci" written on it:
29. The severed head of an alligator:
30. A CD case filled with what looks like popcorn kernels:
31. An ancient wiping device:
Any historians want to take a stab at what our new bathroom pass is? Hint: In Rome, it was number one for number two’s
32. A guitar case:
I’ve gotten some strange looks - and some smiles - with my new bathroom pass. Don’t worry… it’s empty.
33. A cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle:
the bathroom pass for my ceramics class is a cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle
34. A mysterious fruit or vegetable:
35. A gigantic white board:
My calculus class feels like a goddamn fever dream. My teacher literally had a whiteboard as a bathroom pass. I had to go the bathroom with a whiteboard with me and I was dying of laughter on my way to the bathroom and the class
And, finally, a sign that tells you what's REALLY up:
