Rewind·Posted on Oct 24, 202135 Hall Passes That Make Me Laugh Every Single Time I Think About ThemGive these teachers a raise.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Who needs a boring old slip of paper when you've got... 1. An exceptionally large coconut: Twitter: @luketedt 2. A toaster: Twitter: @_coltonallen_ 3. A cinder block: Twitter: @Kaden_Sukut 4. A construction barrel: Twitter: @itsmaggiebates 5. A stand-up bass: Twitter: @turkeystan_ 6. A toilet seat: Twitter: @OVOheartssx 7. Bob Ross: Renee Marinchek @minicheks and the bathroom pass is a big hit. 😆 08:32 PM - 19 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @minicheks 8. A baby's leg: humorstar.info 9. Just a big jar of dirt: Twitter: @CoachWheelerGHS 10. A literal rock with the literal Rock on it: Twitter: @passingashuman 11. The Great Pumpkin: Twitter: @MorgenRana 12. An entire desk: Twitter: @YABOYDMASON 13. A human bone: Mildly Interesting @interest_mild My anatomy teacher’s bathroom pass is a human leg bone 03:14 PM - 16 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @interest_mild 14. Literally just a thing of syrup: Twitter: @openbookem 15. A block of ice: Twitter: @30_nikko 16. A floppy disk: Twitter: @WhoaInteresting 17. A seven foot tall female bear: Twitter: @CoachBurcak 18. A gamecube controller: Twitter: @Mysticspacewolf 19. A ten foot tall pencil: Twitter: @MrGuthrieWCS 20. A lit'ral lamp: Twitter: @a_winters7 21. A kayak paddle: Twitter: @Alex_IsGendrfld 22. A big ass lid: Twitter: @RcgretfulAgent 23. A Spongebob meme: Santiago Garcia @sanntiiva best bathroom pass yet 06:12 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sanntiiva 24. The skull of poor Yorick: Professor Hippie Johnny @Dustytext Yorick is the new bathroom pass. #mementomori kids! 03:34 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dustytext 25. A big ol' spoon: Twitter: @inommenhera 26. RuPaul: Twitter: @badvibesbobbie 27. A bottle of soap filled with suspicious liquid: Twitter: @oscaryanez_ 28. The leg of a Barbie Doll with "Gucci" written on it: Twitter: @tinzeltowne 29. The severed head of an alligator: Twitter: @KibaHusky 30. A CD case filled with what looks like popcorn kernels: Twitter: @AlekxiousDiaz Naturally. 31. An ancient wiping device: Ryan McLaughlin @cmsMAC110 Any historians want to take a stab at what our new bathroom pass is? Hint: In Rome, it was number one for number two’s 03:48 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cmsMAC110 32. A guitar case: James Divine @JamesDivineCO I’ve gotten some strange looks - and some smiles - with my new bathroom pass. Don’t worry… it’s empty. 12:44 PM - 24 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JamesDivineCO 33. A cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle: ariAHHH!! @bugghugger the bathroom pass for my ceramics class is a cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle 05:00 PM - 30 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bugghugger 34. A mysterious fruit or vegetable: Twitter: @IsabelR38857225 35. A gigantic white board: Roi @SirDiabeetus My calculus class feels like a goddamn fever dream. My teacher literally had a whiteboard as a bathroom pass. I had to go the bathroom with a whiteboard with me and I was dying of laughter on my way to the bathroom and the class 08:01 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SirDiabeetus And, finally, a sign that tells you what's REALLY up: Twitter: @sarahkatewhit Jeez, and I can't stress the next part enough, Louise!