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    35 Pictures That Prove Customers Are Some Of The Absolute Dumbest People On The Planet

    If you know, you know.

    If you work in the service industry, it's no secret that one of the worst parts of the job can be the things customers do and say.

    Here's proof that customers can be some of the dumbest people on the planet:

    1. On milkshakes:

    customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

    2. On wings:

    tumblr post about someone who had to explain what wings are

    3. On the kid's menu:

    customer asking for spaghetti at a mexican restaraunt

    4. On fresh turkey:

    story about someone asking a stock boy if turkeys in a grocery store can get bigger and they say no they're dead

    5. On price tags:

    tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on sale

    6. On axes:

    customer complaining a knife is too sharp

    7. On ice:

    customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

    8. On returns:

    customer asking to return shoes that don't exist

    9. On email:

    customer not knowinig what email is

    10. On a day in the life:

    story about a customer saying hey i think this is that special glass that doesn't shatter hwen you drop it and then they hear a crash

    11. On straws:

    tweet about someone getting mad about straws meanwhile they are in a sushi bar

    12. On closing:

    tweet reading are you closed no ma'am we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

    13. On multiplication:

    tweet about a customer not being able to multiply

    14. On Legos:

    someone returning legos because they had to put them together

    15. On fridges:

    customer mad that their fridge had to be plugged in to cool down

    16. On movie sequels:

    tweet about someone asking a worker if they had to see fantastic one through three to undersand fantasttic four

    17. On thickness:

    customer complaiining a milkshake is too thick so they get served milk

    18. On sending items back:

    tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

    19. On lemonade:

    customer mixing up the words lemonade and lamiinate

    20. On tipping:

    tweet about a customer trying to say they don't speak english to get out of tipping

    21. On opening:

    story about a customer trying to get in the store at 10:43 am

    22. On controllers:

    customer asking for a left handed controller

    23. On tiles:

    story about someone who doesn't understand they can't just get their tiles cleaned remotely

    24. On water:

    tweet about someone not understand that water is going to be brought out later

    25. On change:

    customer saying keep the change and only giving one cent

    26. On BLTs:

    customer complaining about a BLT

    27. On rare cats:

    tweet reading hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct

    28. On prices:

    tweet about a customer completely ignoring the pricing that's right in front of them

    29. On chips:

    tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip's out because he didn't want a chip

    30. On paying:

    story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something

    31. On dessert:

    tweet reading carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say we actually ordered 2 coffees right i might of accidentally left the min the kitchen along with my 3rd arm

    32. On subs:

    tweet reading i once had to remake a man's nasty sub 3 times because i cut it into 1/4s intstead of into just a half and it wouldn't fill him up if it was cut like that

    33. On staff:

    story about a customer who does not see staff as people

    34. On working holidays:

    35. In conclusion:

    tweet reading the customer is always wrong i've never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer