27 People Who Bought Their Dream Home And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It

It was all a facade.

Homeownership can be tough. Especially if you're...

1. The homeowner who maaaaaybe shouldn't have moved next to a golf course:

I'm starting to think this view isn't worth golfers aiming directly at our homes from Wellthatsucks

2. The homeowner whose microwave went absolutely nuclear:

Microwave door blew up. House built one year ago from Wellthatsucks

3. The homeowner who ain't goin' to sleep anytime soon:

Was getting ready for bed, walked into my bedroom to this. from Wellthatsucks

4. The homeowner who may have just awakened long dormant malicious pet spirits:

Please don't bury your pet in a plastic storage bin. Someone (me) might accidentally dig it up one day. from Wellthatsucks

5. The homeowner who must have done something to anger the turkey community:

I posted this a few years ago, but here’s that time my neighbors’ house got broken into by a wild turkey from Wellthatsucks

6. The homeowner who will never get a good night's sleep ever again:

Wife and I saved for years to build our dream cabin in the woods and less that two years later an abandoned house across the road decided to open up a tobacco store and light themselves up like the beacons of Gondor. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The homeowner who FINALLY figured out where that buzzing was coming from:

Follow up to the honey bees swarming the side of my house. Bee keeper is here saving them. They were building a new hive. from Wellthatsucks

8. The homeowner who now has smelled something no one should ever smell:

Found out why my house started to smell every time the water heater kicked on. from Wellthatsucks

9. The homeowner who got to take a beautiful view of the brand new hole they fell through:

This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through. from Wellthatsucks

10. The homeowner who purchased their house from someone with a special talent for construction:

Newly purchased house reno… from Wellthatsucks

11. The homeowner whose sink literally sunk:

Whole kitchen sink just fell out of the counter from Wellthatsucks

12. The homeowner who will spend the rest of their days playing breaker roulette:

Not one single fuse labeled in my new home. from Wellthatsucks

13. The homeowner whose walls left a little room for the lord:

This is a wall at my friend's house... from mildlyinfuriating

14. The homeowner who might want to grab a space heater:

“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.” from Wellthatsucks

15. The homeowner who learned a hard lesson about mantles and glue:

After two years living in my house, I came home to learn my mantelpiece was just glued on. from Wellthatsucks

16. The homeowner who will probably whack their dishwasher and drawer into each-other about 4 million times:

Parents bought a house and while checking out the kitchen... from CrappyDesign

17. The homeowner who will never, ever trust a cabinet again:

Got rudely awaken by the sound of everything in my kitchen cupboards crashing to the floor. from Wellthatsucks

18. The homeowner who will spend the rest of their days finding little tiny white balls:

my beanbag popped, any tips for collecting the white balls? from Wellthatsucks

19. The homeowner whose entire grid is held together with the strongest material of all...tape:

I went to replace a switch and found the previous worker used tape instead of wire nuts. Time to check the whole house. from Wellthatsucks

20. The homeowner who learned a valuable lesson about floors today:

Just bought my first house. Was told there was hardwood under all the carpet. Tested a discreet corner in the closet, which did in fact have hardwood beneath. But not the living room. Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now… from Wellthatsucks

21. The homeowner who has the best renters in the world:

I was cleaning out my rental house and I smelled some strange smell in the closet. I had to get down on my knees to read this on the floor. It was written in sharpie from Wellthatsucks

22. The homeowner who will never feel comfortable running errands again:

Left our totally normal house to run errands. Came back an hour and a half later to this. from Wellthatsucks

23. The homeowner whose dang walls are fallin' off:

Not mine (saw on 9gag), but man that's sucks from Wellthatsucks

24. The homeowner whose BMs will be on display to any and all throughout the neighborhood:

Literally Crappy Design - New house some friends of mine recently bought has a toilet next to a window facing other houses. This is the only window in the house with no blinds. from CrappyDesign

25. The homeowner whose neighbor's security light is securely preventing them from catching 40 winks:

A neighbor's "security" light that they keep on 24/7 from mildlyinfuriating

26. The homeowner whose lock said "absolutely not":

Home ownership is awesome. from Wellthatsucks

27. The homeowner who has to deal with this absolute monstrosity:

Bought my first house and it came with a shed. Turns out the previous owner wired the shed himself and rewired parts of the house from Wellthatsucks

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