Oh, you've snuck some candy in a movie theater? Thought you were gonna get caught? That's chump change. Try sneaking...
1. A whole-ass watermelon:
2. A whole-ass baguette:
3. An ENTIRE cheesecake:
4. A lit'ral can of Spaghettios:
5. A carton of milk:
6. Thanksgiving leftovers:
7. An entire tray of cinnamon rolls:
8. A carton of milk AND, like, three things of cereal:
9. A tub of guac:
10. A bag with which to slap:
11. A five course meal:
12. Mint chocolate chip ice cream in a plastic bag:
13. Approximately nine loose Oreos:
14. Approximately three chicken wings:
15. Lunchables:
16. A shit-load of raw fish:
17. A Crunch-wrap Supreme:
18. A baked potato with seemingly everything in existence on it:
19. Ten dinner rolls AND butter:
20. A purse burrito:
21. Buttercream frosting... BUTTERCREAM FROSTING:
