This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    17 Things You'll Learn On A Trip To Chile

    After weeks of punishing hikes, wicked whale-watching, and putting away endless delicious food, this backpacker can tell you exactly what you'll learn in red hot Chile.

    1. How to pack for desert, mountains, glaciers, jungles, and beaches

    2. Chilean food is amazeballs

    3. Wine-tasting is a national sport

    4. Chile is really cheap (and its money is pretty)

    5. You'll become nocturnal to go stargazing

    6. The weather on Torres del Paine can beat you up

    7. Valparaiso is Chile's answer to Banksy

    8. Banks don't always work

    9. General Pinochet was or wasn't a pretty evil dude

    10. There's dolphins and seals and penguins, oh my!

    11. You can visit the end of the world

    12. You can take a boat to Antarctica

    13. You'll learn the difference between llamas, alpacas, vicunas, and guanacos

    14. Men are paid to tuck you in on overnight bus trips

    15. Chileno Spanish is a nightmare to learn

    16. You can wait for hours at Chilean borders

    17. Easter Island!