Nevada is the only state in the U.S. that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state. But, gosh darn it, there are zero brothels with a sci-fi theme.
Nevada businessman and documentary star Dennis Hof is getting together with “Hollywood madam” Heidi Fleiss to change all that.
For years, young science fiction geeks have watched Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave, Oola; the three-breasted woman on Total Recall; the blue aliens of Avatar; or (please, Cthulhu, don’t let me be the only one here) Luke’s aunt, Beru Lars, in A New Hope, and wondered “Hmmm… what if…?”
Until recently, the best anyone could do is talk a girl friend into dressing up like Slave Leia. But soon, geeks who can afford it will be able to make their wildest fantasies come true — at a price, of course.
A new sci-fi brothel will be opening in Nevada. It’s going to be called Alien Cathouse, a hooker house that would be opened by Nevada businessman Dennis Hof. Hof already owns two brothels in Nevada; and he’s an expert in building buzz. His Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the setting for the HBO reality show called Cathouse.
Already, Alien Cathouse is getting coverage in plenty of media outlets — including Time, Gizmodo, and Las Vegas Review Journal, among others. I’m sure everyone is wondering what I am: Will there be an Aunt Beru look-alike?
Hof isn’t going to stop at a mere brothel. The entire property is going to be sporting an Area 51 motif. So it will be like a strange theme-park, of sorts, for lonely thirty-somethings with money to burn. Not that there’s any shame in that, mind you.
As for the alien designs, Hof is getting some assistance. Infamous madam Heidi Fleiss is helping out with costume designs, make up questions, whether or not to add more tentacles to various parts of the body, etc.
That’s “tentacles.” Not “testicles.” Although … this is science fiction. Isn’t it?
From Dateline Zero: "Alien Hookers To Open An 'Area 51' Brothel In Nevada"
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