1. Parents are totally neglectful Via pokemondungeon.net Kids leave home at ten, travelling alone through forests, mountains and caves - not to mention fighting criminal gangs with semi-tame animals 2. One company makes everything Via gamestm.co.uk Silph Co. produces literally all products in Johto and Kanto, while other companies enjoy monopolies elsewhere (corporate collusion much?) 3. Healthcare is free, but bikes cost a million dollars Via funnyjunk.com Yet enough people have bikes to keep cycle paths busy... 4. Unemployment is rampant Via i.imgur.com Most adults don't have jobs - but they still afford to eat 5. People live in towns they can never leave Via halolz.com Not a Pokémon trainer? Well, you'll never leave your hometown, then. Because you'll be attacked by rattatas. 6. This guy hasn't been arrested Via google.ie Right next to the window... 7. Cubone's Pokedex entry Via wildblueyoshi.com Seriously, guys? Seriously? 8. Pokémon 'daycare' Via i.imgur.com Boo, you ditto! 9. Zero tolerance of the crime that matters Via pbs.twimg.com Go fight some terrorists with your monsters, but obey bike safety laws! 10. And Prof Oak is the world's greatest scientist Via fc06.deviantart.net Enough said.