The Top 40 Funniest Shirts That Can Be Found On Amazon

I went through almost 40,000 t-shirts on Amazon. Here are my findings...

40.

Starbuzz. "Smoke weed everyday." - Snoop Dogg

39.

Goku's Gym. I don't even lift bro, I just chill in the gravity chamber.

38.

Zombie Evolution. There are lots of evolution shirts, but this has to the best one! If you don't like this Zombie shirt, you can always just Eat Fresh or Keep Calm and Kill Zombies.

37.

I'm with Stupid. Gotta pay homage to the classics.

36.

BaCoN. There are two types of people I don't trust in this world: People who don't like Bacon and men who don't like football.

35.

Swim Team. First one to the egg...

34.

Guess what? Chicken BUTT! The oldest joke in the book.

33.

Just did it. Now I know whyeveryone wears Nike...

32.

Fart Loading. It comes in all fart colors.

31.

How to pick up Chicks. If you can't get them digits with this one, I don't know how you ever will.

30.

Support the Troops. Semper Fi

29.

I Can't Keep Calm, I'm Getting MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! Others might say, Game Over or Under New Management.

28.

ADHD. OMG, did you see that band ADHD play? They were like sooo... good? I don't even remember.

27.

The first rule of fight club... Ghandi obviously followed the rules.

26.

PUGS not Drugs!

25.

LEPRECONS. Honestly, I've never seen this episode of the transformers... are they good guys bad guys? Or are they just there to protect their gold?

24.

Blink if you want me. Yeah, she wants it.

23.

'MERICA!!! Way better than Mexico and Canada COMBINED!

22.

Juane Deere. I wonder if my gardener would be offended or laugh if I gifted this to him...

21.

Life Behind Bars. This is as close as it gets to being able to buy a yellow jacket. Just ask Lance Armstrong. ZING!

20.

addicted, I mean addidas!

19.

Fat People are hard to kindnap. You learn something new everyday.

18.

Ask me about my T-REX. Any excuse to show off your body is worth taking. That's why I've also included, Ask me about Squatch (Sasquatch), My Goat, My Zombie Disguise, My Wiener (Wiener Dog), My Ninja Disguise, My Unicorn, My Llama and Why I'm Jawsome.

17.

Average Joe's. Anybody up for some Dodgeball?!

16.

Orgasm Donor. What can I say, I'm a nice guy.

15.

DJ Spock. Beam me up, Scotty!

14.

The Suit. The comfiest suit ever; trust me! It also comes in Retro Prom Blue. Or if you're feeling Leprechauny.

13.

Hey Vegetarians, My Food Poops on your Food! Can't debate this one.

12.

KALE. I almost graduated from KALE University, but there was Gluten in my beer.

11.

WWF. Won't somebody please think of the Pandas?!

10.

Unicorn Farting. It's just science, unicorns fart rainbow.

9.

Bill F%&king Murray!

8.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. COWABUNGA!!!! It's Pizza Time!

7.

Lincoln. You should watch it, it won two Oscars. #Truestory

6.

Sriracha. This woulda been in the top 5 if the hipsters didn't start to wear this shirt... I bought this shirt before it was on Amazon!

5.

I MUSTACHE you a question. I can't even grow a 'stache, but I still rock this.

4.

BEER. If you don't know what this is from, CANCEL ALL of your plans and watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You're welcome a hundred times.

3.

Grumpy Cat. Duh! I'd also recommend getting Grumpy Cat Spiral.

2.

COLLEGE. Animal House. Nuff said.

1. In case you're living under a rock...

Piano Cat. Obviously, the best, greatest, most hilarious shirt on Amazon.