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O'Hare Airport Is Just The Worst

Your flight is connecting through Chicago O'Hare International Airport. Congratulations, you've just booked a one-way ticket to hell.

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O'Hare is No. 1 — at least when it comes to delays! Three out of every 10 flights at O'Hare this year have been delayed, ranking it last among all major American airports.

Spending day (and now it looks like night) in Chicago O'Hare was not what I'd planned. Autocorrect turned it to "chicago i hate" airport.

Meghan O'Rourke

@meghanor

Spending day (and now it looks like night) in Chicago O'Hare was not what I'd planned. Autocorrect turned it to "chicago i hate" airport.

And of course, it wouldn't be a United Airlines flight if it wasn't delayed... #unitedsucks

Peter Sciretta

@slashfilm

And of course, it wouldn't be a United Airlines flight if it wasn't delayed... #unitedsucks

Of course, it cant really be all that bad, right? I mean who doesn't love a needlessly humongous airport?

The property is so big, it actually stretches out over two counties. And if you laid out all of the O'Hare moving walkways end to end, they'd stretch more than 1.3 miles.

The occasional monster attack or near-apocalyptic thunderstorm.

Also: How did those monsters get past TSA? I get a freedom search if I have three ounces of contact solution in my bag, but FREAKING ZOMBIES get through clean??

Trapped on the tarmac at O'Hare. This sucks. Thanks #americanairlines!

Lonnell Williams

@3LWTV

Trapped on the tarmac at O'Hare. This sucks. Thanks #americanairlines!

Chicago, why did you send my bag to Charleston? That makes no sense at all. It should be in Wichita. No love. #ORDsucks

Amanda Everlove

@A_Elove

Chicago, why did you send my bag to Charleston? That makes no sense at all. It should be in Wichita. No love. #ORDsucks

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