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How Bad Is Your Case Of Bullets Fever?

You da man.

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    Your iPhone autocorrects a surprising number of words to "Gugliotta."
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    The words "plantar fasciitis" ruined your childhood.
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    Your closet is full of Tim Legler merchandise.
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    You've owned a life-size Gheorghe Muresan poster.
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    You bought it unironically.
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    Ideally, you would like to be buried with it.
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    Your favorite word in the English language is "DAGGER!!!"
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    You are deeply, unfortunately familiar with the nature of 10-day contracts.
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    You look back on the days of Ledell Eackles sometimes, and smile.
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    You have described Trevor Ariza as a "young Calbert Cheaney."
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    At night, you fall asleep to the sweet, sweet thought of a Wes Unseld outlet pass.
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    You still have that Agent Zero t-shirt. You'll probably never throw it out.
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    You're convinced that Jim Lynam was just one, maybe two pieces away from turning it all around.
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    You'll never understand what happened to the once-promising career of Peter John Ramos.
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    In your dreams, the ping pong balls always come up Washington.
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    You believe heaven has a court called the Capital Centre.
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    And on that court in heaven, there's a a sixth man from Providence named God.
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    You will always be skeptical of people named Kwame.
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    You have gotten into serious bar arguments over the relative merits of G-Man vs. G-Wiz.
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    You're all about the defense, the dunks, and the slams.
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    You have suffered for this team.
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    You have died a thousand deaths for this team.
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    You would do it again for even the faintest whiff of a championship.
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    You are aware that the championship will probably never come, but you're going to lose your mind this (and every coming) spring anyway.
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    Bullets Fever happens to you every year.
 
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