Baseball Player Or Porn Star?

Either way, they're hoping to round the bases.

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Baseball players have some unusual names. But can you guess which names belong to big leaguers — and which belong to porn stars?

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    He hit 292 career home runs in his career, so Rusty really knew how to wield a big stick.

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    He only pitched in four games in 1901 for the Cleveland Indians, and only struck out one batter in his career. Not much to be braggins about, Dick.

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    Canadian-born Erik Everhard (AKA Mitchell Hartwell) double plays as an actor and director.

    Twitter: @ERIK_EVERHARD
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    Bobby Cox was famous for his massive number of ejections — he was thrown out of 158 games as a manager. MLB umpires never wanted to mess with Cox when he got mad.

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    The 5’8” actor/director/rapper has won multiple AVN Awards for his backdoor slider.

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    The inventor of the curveball, Cummings was a master on the mound. In the 1870s, nobody else could make their balls work like Cummings.

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    Scott Nails was once porn’s go-to closer, but he’s now retired from adult entertainment and is running a medical marijuana shop in Arizona.

    Twitter: @ScottNailsX
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    Cum turned the Homestead Grays into a dynasty in the Negro Leagues — and also lived at a time when "Cum" was a perfectly acceptable nickname for a baseball executive.

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    Fister's one of baseball's most underrated pitchers. His curveball is so unhittable, it should be considered barely legal.

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    Porn star Justin “Magnum” Weaver doubles as an MMA fighter, where he is no stranger to getting all high and tight with his hands.

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    Rusty Kuntz wasn’t one to screw around in baseball. He only played seven seasons, but he did win a World Series title.

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    He only appeared in two games in 1895 for the Cleveland Spiders, but it’s said that no one in Ohio could forget a Pussy as promising as him.

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    Tommy Gunn (AKA Thomas Strada) was married to porn actress Rita Faltoyano, but the relationship came to an end when Gunn was caught looking with another porn actress.

    Twitter: @tommygunnxxx
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    A versatile player who could play almost any position, Bullet was a devastating pitcher who could pound batters inside — and then head to the outfield and use his glove to make a fine snatch.

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    Gay porn star Ace Rockwood may just be getting started, but he’s looking to be the industry’s finest pitcher.

    Twitter: @MrAceRockwood
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    Butts played in an unremarkable three seasons of baseball. His younger brother, Honus Wagner was a Hall of Famer whose baseball cards are worth now millions of dollars. When it came to genes in the Wagner family, Butts definitely got the shaft.

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    The New York Giants latched onto the pitcher at age 20, and rode Titcomb hard in the 1888 season, when he pitched a career-high 197 innings. Two years later, he was out of the big leagues.

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    Criss Strokes, known in the industry as the Forearm Man, is a versatile position player as he begins his career in porn.

    Via Twitter: @ChrisStrokesxxx
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    A relief pitcher who was part of three World Series-winning teams, Rollie Fingers — and his trademark handlebar mustache — could really give batters a ride.

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    Johnny Dickshot was an outfielder in the 1930s and ‘40s with serious speed. You had to watch out at second base when Johnny Dickshot was coming.

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Baseball Player Or Porn Star?