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5 Pages From New Tea Party Children's Book, The Liberal Clause

Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh, is a new children's book from the Tea Party that tells the story of how Berry the Liberal Clause Obama stole Christmas. (From the Portland Mercury)

  • Liberal Clause Cover

    The Liberal Clause and Elf Peloosi.

  • Mr. Snore Lying to the Good Elves

    Mr. Snore Talks About the Global Warming Myth

  • "The Hinese"

    Liberal Clause Obama and his wife, Lychelle, sell the town to the "Hinese"

  • Liberal Clause and Rev. Blight

    Rev. Blight, Liberal Claus and special guest Mao Tse Tung

  • The town fights back

    The town is saved by the Christmatution.