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5 Pages From New Tea Party Children's Book, The Liberal Clause
Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh, is a new children's book from the Tea Party that tells the story of how Berry the Liberal Clause Obama stole Christmas. (From the Portland Mercury)
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Liberal Clause Cover
The Liberal Clause and Elf Peloosi.
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Mr. Snore Lying to the Good Elves
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"The Hinese"
Liberal Clause Obama and his wife, Lychelle, sell the town to the "Hinese"
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Liberal Clause and Rev. Blight
Rev. Blight, Liberal Claus and special guest Mao Tse Tung
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The town fights back
The town is saved by the Christmatution.
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