You wake up to this charming sight every morning
When a ray of sunshine actually does get through the clouds, you drop everything and do this
But most of the time you struggle to get your eyes adjusted
All your international friends are spending their summer like this
Meanwhile, this is what your day out at the beach looks like
Everyone else gets four even seasons. You get just the one. All. year. round.
Your complete and utter lack of sunlight has left your complexion looking strangely similar to the White Witch from Narnia
All your food has extra portions Vitamin D to compensate for all that natural light you're not getting
Any sun-related song that comes on the radio is your personal form of torture
Your country generates its power with these
Meanwhile every other country is fuelling up on these
You're constantly looking for that Instagram filter that will make the weather in your photo look less depressing
Even the Orcs in Mordor are getting more light than you
In an attempt to stay positive, you change your laptop wallpaper to a photo from your last holiday
When all it really does is make you feel even worse about the country you live in