Food·Posted on Apr 16, 2015Here's Why It's Bad To Eat In Front Of Your ComputerPerhaps you're doing that at this very moment!by Dan MethBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. It's gross and sad. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed They give you 30 minutes a day to take a break from staring at at computer screen. And you choose not to. 2. Bits of food that fall into your keyboard will eventually take seed. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed And your keyboard will become a disgusting jungle. 3. Your co-workers are all plotting against you when you don't eat lunch with them. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed 4. Facebook is filming you through your webcam and will someday post the footage on your timeline, without warning. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed BTW: Google and the NSA are watching you too. 5. You will become a goblin. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed 6. Here's the scariest scenario of all: What if a piece of tuna falls into your keyboard and lands on a microchip... Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed ...and somehow the tuna fish consciousness is reconstructed through it's DNA and it becomes a virtual entity. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed The fish consciousness travels through the keyboard into the fiber-optic cables of the internet's mainframe. ...and then it appears on every TV and computer screen in the world like in The Lawnmower Man or that Johnny Depp movie that no one saw? Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed ...it becomes an omnipotent singularity hell-bent on revenge for the centuries of tuna-fishing and ocean pollution that mankind has inflicted! Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed And then the Digital Tuna God turns off every dam in the world, flooding most of civilization, killing billions. ALL BECAUSE YOU ATE LUNCH AT YOUR DESK! Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed 7. It's just sad. Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed And gross.